Will you read this joke?

I know this is a long joke, but I would still like to tell it to you. Please let me know when you are done reading the joke if you enjoyed it or not. Also, tell me what your rating is for it. Rate it between 1-10, or 1-5. Thanks!





At the end of the school year a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her class. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is; Flowers."





"That's right!" the boy said, "but, how did you know?"





"Oh, just a wild guess," the teacher replied.





The next student was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift, shook it and said, "I bet I can guess what it is; A box of sweets."





"That's right said the little girl, but how did you know?"





"Oh, I've been around for many years," said the teacher proudly.





The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held he package, but it was leaking so she grabbed a drop off the leaking contents with her finger and put it on her tongue for a taste test.





"Is it wine?" the teacher asked.





"NOPE," the boy replied, with some excitement.





The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leaking package. "Is it champagne?" she asked.





"NO MAM," he replied, with even more excitement!





The teacher with all her knowledge finally took one more big taste before admitting, "I give up. What is it?"





With an giant grin the boy replied, “SURPRISE, It's a puppy!"

Will you read this joke?
I've heard it before...
Reply:lolz
Reply:9 out of 10 I thought it was cute funny and surprisingly that she doesnt know everything
Reply:ewww


but lol!!
Reply:10/10





Had A Great Laugh
Reply:nice 8/10
Reply:UGHH!!!! That is soooo nasty! The teacher was tasting the puppy's pee!!!! I give u a 8
Reply:This is cute - on a 1 - 10 - I'll give it a 7. Keep 'em coming!


Thanks for the chuckle!
Reply:hahaha i was gonna be mean and rate it a 0 but then i read the joke and its so funny i give it a 10/10
Reply:hahahahahahahaha heard it b4 but still raised a laugh !!
Reply:lmao its the first time i have heard this and i like it!! about an 8





i don't know why people insist on telling you that they have already heard this? but i jus want them to know that i am so happy that they have heard this that i will sleep ever=so-soundly tonite!!!