Monday, November 16, 2009

Tom Brady lives in Manhattan... that's got to hurt Pats fans...?

Instead of getting crazy like most Pats fans, buying gear and counting the days with them... BRADY is in New York City enjoying better pizza, better world class restaurants, hanging with a Brazilian model in their lower Manhattan apt., walking to florists and amazing food stores and little shops, nuzzling while they hold her tiny handheld terrier-dog... and taking in everything that's New York... ah, it's like we have 2 quarterbacks in ONE Super Bowl... and both of them will help the Giants win. CAN'T WAIT.

Tom Brady lives in Manhattan... that's got to hurt Pats fans...?
A quote from Tom "Cry" Brady, "I Love New York". .....LOL
Reply:I believe that would be HER apartment.





Patriots 49, Giants 13
Reply:O no I think you upset them- ha ha!! What does that say about Brady? Let him waddle around in a cast eating our famous pizza. We know our QB is dissecting everything about the PATS. Go Giants
Reply:Well, that is not too bad. Belickck lives in a gay porn thrater. I would take Manhattan any day.
Reply:Because we all know that rich football players only have one house.
Reply:Well I wouldn't necessarily call New York the best city on earth, but compared to Boston? Yeah, much much better.





The thing I'm wondering is, how is Brady allowed to walk around the streets of New York without some crazed Giant fan not going all Tonya Harding on him?
Reply:Who cares where he lives? He plays in New England, so suck it.
Reply:I dont think he will be so welcome there anymore when he beats the hell out of the giants
Reply:What astro-turf ?Glendale has a grass field that rolls out of the stadium , gets some sun and then rolls back in .
Reply:so what...





and the NY Giants and Jets fans have to go to NJ for their games... so what...





you really need to get a life
Reply:Gee..do you think the NEW JERSEY GIANTS live here...........How often do you run into them when grabbing a Bud.......
Reply:do u realize that soo many prof players are not from the state they play for?...eli and peyton manning are brotehrs and play for 2 different states yet they must be from the place correct....so shutup it doesnt matter where he lives alls that matters is he is representing new england and he does a damn good job at it
Reply:If he helps the Giants win, there will have to be a psychopathic terrorist forcing him to. Only way that'll happen, bro!
Reply:Giselle lives there and he staying with her dummy.
Reply:Get over yourself. Your arrogance is a perfect recipe and will taste wonderful in your mouth when you lose in 2 weeks. Your glorification of New York is laughable. I would like to list the many reasons why Boston is mucn more liveable, but I dont feel like wasting my time trying to be as self centered as you. I "CANT WAIT" either. Thanks for the chuckle on a tuesday morning.
Reply:Um actually idiot he lives in Boston, his girlfriend lives in New York.
Reply:rofl.. you think the Giants are going to win?
Reply:Dude, if anything that should piss you off. I know it pisses me off to see him walking around my city in his NY Yankee hat as if he's a real fan. I know it's silly but I can't stand the guy or the fact that he continues to beat my team into the ground (I'm woman enough to admit it.) so when I see pics of him in my city and hear his claims that its "so great" it make me wonder "Weren't you the guy leading the 'Yankees Suck' chant at your super bowl parade a few years back?" C'mon Tom you're so much better than that.
Reply:New York has one football team. They play way upstate and they didnt make the playoffs unfortunately...Brady can go wherever the hell he wants as long as he keeps doing what hes been doing. I think Brady would visit Gisele in a swamp if thats where she lived. But i wont stoop to your level and trash NYC. its a great city. Too bad you cant brag about your sports this millenium though....
Reply:/\





I agree been to NY and it was disgusting








yeah your teams play in NJ
Reply:Using your logic ( or lack of ) THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS are playing in the SUPERBOWL..........JERSEY has TWO PRO footbal teams.........How DO you LIKE that........I guess that shut you up quick...LOSER
Reply:you can say that again!!!!


LOL!!! Giselle Bundchen is suckin tom brady's energy before the superbowl!!! just like jessica simpson to tony romo!!! LOL
Reply:New York's team is not in the Super Bowl. The Bills did not even make the playoffs. Did you forget that NYC does not have a football team. The Boston Patriots were smart enough to change their name when they moved.
Reply:He lives in the Village near my apartment.





He once parked in my parking lot.





He wants to live in a BETTER city.
Reply:He's ours, wherever he lives.
Reply:New York City is filthy!


rats and bums peeing on themselves


it only looks nice at night time when its all lit up and u see the lights - but daytime its just dirty and filthy
Reply:Tell yourself whatever you want - he has a $2 million dollar condo in Comm Ave in Boston. He is just visiting her!





Yeah and when they aren't in New York they are taking pictures of them here.





You are such a loser, do your research...I don't remember Tom saying he was going to play for the Giants. You can only wish that was true BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THE TROPHY OVER NEW YORK AGAIN - IN ANOTHER SPORT





Ha Ha hater
Reply:Huh.





You fail at stalking.


Smokey the Bear?

There was once a monk who liked to peddle flowers in front of a large shopping establishment. He was a very annoying fellow, who would constantly beseech you to buy his flowers, and when you refused he would curse you with all the fire and brimstone he could muster.





This was very annoying to the patrons of the shopping center and they began to take their business elsewhere. The businessmen became upset, because this fellow was driving away all the shoppers.





One day, one of them got an idea. He ran off to the cattle yard and purchased a lamb. He came back, climbed to the roof of the building, and threw the lamb over the side, killing the monk below as he was selling flowers. The other business men came up to him and asked, "Why did you do that?!"





He replied, "I had to. Only ewes can stop florist friars."

Smokey the Bear?
LOL Clever I actually got it and liked it. ewes= sheep =you
Reply:A little funny , A little more cnfusing.
Reply:uhh... i get it now, but its not funny
Reply:Yews can stop forest fires....LMAO!!!!


Prom Corsage - help?

So I'm buying a corsage for my date. I know its going to be pink roses. So the florists in town charge like $35, but like if i go to Stop and Shop, its like $15-20. I don't want her to feel bad if i get the smaller one esp. cuz prom means a lot to her. But does it really matter? maybe i'm overthinking this...

Prom Corsage - help?
use the florist route. call several for info on whats is the most requested choices and try to get one that goes with the colors of her dress and skin tone think about her hair color too flowers come in a wide variety of colors . orchids are expensive but beautiful and something of a status symble. never go for the bargain buys, this is a special occasion, not something for everyday.
Reply:the price may differ, but its more about the quality. If the $35 one is better, get that. Also you can feel good about getting the best one for her. I had the same problem and i did the florist one and it was sooo much better.


The perfect day for her?

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses


8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday


8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and


croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by


thoughtful partner


9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil


10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer


10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,


blow wave


12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café


12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained


17 kgs


1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit


3:00 Nap


4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from


secret admirer


4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets


to work on such a perfect body


5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe


7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments


received from other diners/ dancers


10:00 Hot shower- alone


10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen


11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling


11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

The perfect day for her?
er, where's the question? eeek, falling asleep in JUST big strong arms? that's weird and you can go to prison for that sort of thing
Reply:" S***I***G***H "





WAKE UP NOW! That sounds too good to be true.








OK go back to sleep and dream some more, there is nothing wrong with dreaming BIG!





Christian friend in Pa.





Evening TINK!
Reply:lol
Reply:Interesting, but where's the sex? ^_^
Reply:Omg, that is my dream day to the letter! I soo wish that was today, but im stuck going to a basketball game with my school and im playin in the band. o well.
Reply:i like ur guy girl things. so true too.
Reply:no thanks!!
Reply:how is thast funny?
Reply:Nice! 10/10. I wish real life were like that though.
Reply:Good one.!!!
Reply:Pack it up , you'l want me to help you push the car next lol
Reply:uh wow i would NEVER want a day like that in my life...


what's life without some flaws??


B O R I N G.
Reply:not being female i wouldnt know but its worth full marks
Reply:thanks for the laugh

mobile

Need help...badly!?

Does anyone of you know how often a typical florist buy flowers from wholesalers to sell in their own shops? Because Im not sure if they do it everyday or weekly or every after 3 days...whatever..because they do something to preserve them right?or to make them stay longer?i just dont know how....(if there are)...





Please...need help its for my Business studies coursework..


have no time to ask a florist..


im desperate!

Need help...badly!?
I believe they do go every day, very early in the morning when the floral markets open so that they can get the freshest and most desirable flowers. Often they need specific flowers for contracted arrangements, like weddings, funerals, proms, etc., and daily trips are required because fresh flowers don't stay fresh very long.





Here's some more information on Florists that might come in handy, from the U.S. Department of Labor, Bureau of Labor Statistics Occupational Outlook Handbook section on florists: http://www.bls.gov/oco/ocos292.htm





Significant Points





Job opportunities should be good because of relatively high replacement needs stemming from low starting pay and limited advancement opportunities


.


Floral design is the only design specialty that does not require formal postsecondary training.





Many floral designers work long hours on weekends and holidays, filling orders and setting up decorations for weddings and other events.





About 1 out of 3 is self-employed.








Nature of the Work





Floral designers, or florists, cut live, dried, or silk flowers and other greenery and arrange them into displays of various sizes and shapes. They design these displays by selecting flowers, containers, and ribbons and arranging them into bouquets, corsages, centerpieces of tables, wreaths, and the like for weddings, funerals, holidays, and other special occasions. Some floral designers also utilize accessories such as balloons, candles, toys, candy, and gift baskets as part of their displays.





Job duties can vary by type of employment setting. Most floral designers work in small independent floral shops that specialize in custom orders and also handle large orders for weddings, caterers, or interior designers. Floral designers may meet with customers to discuss the arrangement or work from a written order. They note the occasion, the customer’s preferences, the price of the order, the time the floral display or plant is to be ready, and the place to which it is to be delivered. For special occasions, floral designers usually will help set up floral decorations. Floral designers also will prearrange a few displays to have available for walk-in customers or last-minute orders. Some floral designers also assist interior designers in creating live or silk displays for hotels, restaurants, and private residences.





Some florists work in the floral departments of grocery stores or for Internet florists, which specialize in creating prearranged floral decorations and bouquets. These floral retailers also may fill small custom orders for special occasions and funerals, but some grocery store florists do not deliver to clients or handle large custom orders. Florists who work for wholesale flower distributors assist in the selection of different types of flowers and greenery to purchase and sell to retail florists. Wholesale floral designers also select flowers for displays that they use as examples for retail florists.





Self-employed floral designers must handle the various aspects of running their own businesses, such as selecting and purchasing flowers, hiring and supervising staff, and maintaining financial records. Self-employed designers also may run gift shops or wedding consultation businesses in addition to providing floral design services. Some conduct design workshops for amateur gardeners or others with an interest in floral design.











Working Conditions





Most floral designers work in comfortable, well-lit spaces in retail outlets or at home, although working outdoors is sometimes required. Designers also may frequently make short trips delivering flowers, setting up arrangements for special events, and procuring flowers and other supplies.





Floral designers have frequent contact with customers and must work to satisfy their demands, including last-minute holiday and funeral orders. Because many flowers are perishable, most orders cannot be completed too far in advance. As a result, some designers often work long hours before and during holidays. Some also work nights and weekends to complete large orders for weddings and other special events.





Floral designers may suffer muscle strain from long periods of standing and from repeated finger and arm movements required to make floral arrangements. They are susceptible to back strain from lifting and carrying heavy flower arrangements. Designers also may suffer allergic reactions to certain types of pollen when working with flowers. In addition, they frequently use sharp objects—scissors, knives, and metal wire—that can cause injuries if handled improperly.
Reply:I don't know how often florist buy flowers I would think this would depend on the individual business. But I do know that most of their flowers go into a frige like cooler that set at like 55 degrees which keeps the flowers from drying out and dying.


Hope this helps.


Men and women's different ideas?

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Are the Old Messages of Rebellion and Change being Rebranded to Corrupt and Trivialize their Meanings?

I watch in continuing amazement as another protest song from the 1960's assails me in the form of piped Muzak in a shopping mall. "Where have all the flowers gone" at the florist.





One of the most popular bands in the 1990s in the Uk advocated "girl power"





here is some of what they sung:





"Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,


So tell me what you want, what you really really want,


I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really


really really wanna zigazig ha. "





The defining album of "girl power" is wanting "zigazig ha"





Is this an illustration of how consumerism conspires to quell opposition. Take the leading edge method, remove most of the meaning from it, and market it as "edgy and rebellious"?





When it means next to nothing?





Are the Old Messages of Rebellion and Change being Rebranded to Corrupt and Trivialize their Meanings?

Are the Old Messages of Rebellion and Change being Rebranded to Corrupt and Trivialize their Meanings?
I hate to trot out a cliche, but it was different in the 60s, and NOT in a bad way. Basically speaking, the 60s was the decade with the most "be different" mentality, as opposed to the 00s "be the same". "Zigazig ha" can mean anything you want it to, but a 12-year-old can still buy the CD. Do you know how long it took me, and I'm laughing at myself here, to figure out that "Little Red Corvette" had nothing to do with a car?


Consumerism, almost by definition, DOES quell opposition. Everyone has to have the same thing, everyone has to be cool, but there has to be just enough "difference" among all the "samenesses" for people to think they are being individuals. So, add a guitar or 3, take away a violin or 2, and you can write the same song for any number of musical genres (just to follow your musical analogy).


AND Consumerism as seen above is doing its best to also quell any new messages of rebellion and change. When people think Fallout Boy and Slipknot are "rebellion" we've got a long way to go. Rebellion is best led, sorry all, by the intelligent rather than something that is allowed (and I do mean allowed) to go mainstream. Lennon was no dummy.
Reply:What about Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" (?)


I at least understand what that means. (Then, she also wrote, True Colors.) I don't get zigazig ha!


I don't think these are the same messages.


I loved John Lennon's "Imagine." I haven't heard anything like that, recently.


Perhaps, we have all become trivial and don't care about anything beyond our own zig or frig. Appears so.


C. :)!!
Reply:hahaha...my son was so enamored with the spice girls when he was six or so that one of my pet names for him was stinky spice. thank you for tapping into that most pleasant memory, we laughed for days.





ahem, allow me to gather my composure. i don't think that we can seriously compare the spice girls with the likes of john lennon, joan baez, or bob dylon. consider if you will the demographics. those who appreciated the lyrics of rebellious artists were more likely to be of legal voting age. further, their music wasn't really mainstream. people buying into that genre were generally on the fringe and welcomed representation of their already formed views. if these icons of past generations have modern peers i am not aware of them. if you are please share.
Reply:Your question incorrectly assumes that the inexplicably capitalized "Old Messages of Rebellion and Change" weren't trivial to begin with.


Boutonnieres: Florists vs Grocery Stores?

Hi,





I'm getting a boutonniere for my prom date and was wondering your opinions on whether I should go to a grocery store (Big Y) or a floral shop to buy it. I know that grocery stores tend to be cheaper, but how does the quality compare? Thanks

Boutonnieres: Florists vs Grocery Stores?
Florist if you want quality





Grocery store if you're short on money.





Go to the florist though, I mean it's your prom. It'd suck to have a gorgeous dress and have tacky grocery store flowers lol :)

platform flip flops

REALLY dumb question?

When shopping for a boutonniere...?


and corsage...is it alright if my boyfriend and I go into the florist together? Or are we not supposed to do that? lol I feel so dumb asking but I've never done this before!!

REALLY dumb question?
It's not a dumb question at all...It's your choice. If you go to the florist with him it would be really fun and you could pick them together...However, if you let him go by himself he can surprise you on the special night! He can show his love for you by picking a beautiful corsage. It would be so exciting to be waiting to see what it will look like. If you have him go make sure he knows the color of your dress though and good luck!!!
Reply:It all depends on how you want to do it Theres no wrong way of shopping.





Some people like to be surprised and be like "Wow, look at this beautiful corsage that my boyfriend picked out all by himself! :DDD"





And some people like to go to make SURE that they get it right.





And shopping together could be fun. :]





Its all personal preference.
Reply:You do not have to feel dumb - if you've never done it, how are you going to know?





It is perfectly fine for both of you to go together and pick out matching floral decorations. A long time ago, these items were given as gifts and that's why the men would generally pick out their girl's and the girl her guys. They aren't gifts anymore, so ya'll can pick them out together.





Have fun!
Reply:yes that is okay, but this is what i would do...





i would go into the florist with him, but tell him that I want him to pick it out for me, and that I want it to be a surprise. Then I would wait outside and when he brought it for me, i would be really excited and hug and kiss him. :)
Reply:are you kidding me... is it a wedding? Because the only thing you really should never take that special someone shopping for is a wedding dress. Stop being a crazy person and just take him if you want to or don't if you wish to go shopping by yourself.
Reply:No, you do not go shopping for it together. The guy is supposed to get it without you, and surprise you with it.
Reply:Uhhhhhhhh.





There. A REALLY dumb answer for your REALLY dumb question. Which wasn't actually that dumb. Yes it is alright.
Reply:I think its supposed to be a surprise. As long as you know what eachother is wearing it shouldnt be a problem to get one for eachother.
Reply:Its Okay if you do that, its sweet too, but don't MAKE him, if he doesn't want to, don't try to make him.
Reply:its no big deal going to the florist lol men are allowed in there hey doesnt that make it okay for them to walk into victoria secrets lol anyways
Reply:sure you can go together! This will make it all that much more fun!
Reply:I believe its traditional for him to chose by himself. You could hint to him ones you like but final say should be his.
Reply:These days it's perfectly fine to go pick them out together.
Reply:I don't think there's any wrong or right way to do this. Start a trend: but the flowers with or without your boyfriend. Have fun and don't stress it.
Reply:i think it would be better to suprise each other. but just make sure you no the basic color each of you are wearing so that the flowers wont clash.
Reply:yes. its best if you go together. fine the colors of your dress. his tux. to match it
Reply:It is ok cause you want the colors and flowers to match.
Reply:it's perfectly fine to go together these days.
Reply:No that isn't a stupid question. Yes you two can go into together. It's fine. Have fun.
Reply:It is all for fun. Going together is sweet.
Reply:HOLY CRAP! The Undertaker just lost to Edge in a TLC match!!! Now he's gone from the WWE!!!!





NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Reply:yea it's fine if you both go in together
Reply:if u like goin to do stuf like that wit him then go.... but if ur a lil old fashioned like some girls then don.... up to u good luk on makin up ur mind.....
Reply:yeah, it's not a wedding dress, or an engagement ring, so go for it. no big deal.
Reply:whatever you want to do.
Reply:its ok
Reply:go for it
Reply:ask your mom.
Reply:ya thats fine. nothing wrong with that.
Reply:its ur prom u set up the rules.


Perfect day for her funny wait for the next one?

The Perfect Day for Her:


8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses


8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday


8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer


10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out


12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe


12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs


1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit


3:00 Nap


4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer


4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage


5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror


7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing


10:00 Hot shower (alone)


10:30 Make love


11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling


11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

Perfect day for her funny wait for the next one?
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
Reply:Yeah.. that pretty much sums up a perfect day
Reply:WOHHHHHH WHAT A PERFECT DAY.
Reply:thats w4nk
Reply:sounds good to me
Reply:lol


that's pretty good





Are there any amusingly named shops in your area?

Pickalily - Florist


Selly Sausage - Cafe in the area of Selly Oak.


Are in my locality.

Are there any amusingly named shops in your area?
When I lived in West Haven, Ct there was a bait shop called Master Bait and Tackle! True!
Reply:this is not in my area but ive seen a place named Moose Necks. I saw it and thought it was funny.. but also kinda disturbing..
Reply:There is an estate agent in Reading called Vanderpump %26amp; Wellbelove, sounds like its run by pornstars.
Reply:There is a dirty book store here that sells more than dirty books of course, anyway its called Condoms Plus and another store called Gay Mart.
Reply:In a town called Beecher,a store called Beecher meats and a shop called Beecher tool and die!!!
Reply:Master Bakers
Reply:nearby is "supertramps" ladies clothing
Reply:Barber Blacksheep


Brighton Wok-chinese restaurant


Right Hair, Right Now


Pulp Kitchen-restaurant


Wooden It Be Nice- carpenters


A Pane in the Glass- double glazing


Boa Constructors-Building firm


BURGER OFF


and my personal fave ...'always a good erection'- scaffolding
Reply:Which Wich -sandwich shop


BJ Services -oil services
Reply:There's a tiny little corner shop near here called Raja's One-Stop General Store Off-License And Video Emporium.
Reply:A chinese restuarant Ho Lee Chow


Wooden Heads Pizza
Reply:There is an autobody shop in my old hometown, called


Wreck-a-mended
Reply:Scissor Trix was one lol!
Reply:Not in my area but i've heard of "Curl up and Dye" Hair salon








Just remembered, In Bracknell,Berkshire there is a Kebab Van called "moorats" (more rats)


Perfect day for a woman true or false?

8:15


Wake up to hugs and kisses.


8:30


Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday


8:45


Breakfast in bed, squeezed


orange juice and croissants


9:15


Soothing hot bath with


fragrant lilac bath oil


10:00


Light workout at club with


handsome, funny personal trainer.


10:30


Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.


12:00


Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.


12:45


Notice exboyfriend’s wife, she has gained 30 lbs.


1:00


Shopping with friends.


3:00


Nap.


4:00


A dozen roses delivered by florist.


Card is from a secret admirer.


4:15


Light workout at club followed


by a gentle massage.


5:30


Pick outfit for dinner.


Primp before mirror.


7:30


Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.


10:00


Hot shower. Alone.


10:30


Make love.


11:00


Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling


11:15


Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

Perfect day for a woman true or false?
LOL where's the mens 10/10
Reply:True...so how do you die and go to heaven, come back to earth and manage to do this all day?
Reply:Erm maybe for most women.. but for me I'd prefer a lot more sleep and perhaps a trip to a rockin' gig in the evening. I wouldn't say no to pizza either!!





'_'
Reply:false
Reply:Must be the entertainment side of this category. RRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYYY entertaining
Reply:not so bad
Reply:Life's hard enough I'm definitely not letting Mrs T see this .
Reply:sooo perfect, its like you read my mind!!!!
Reply:Ha Ha! Good one! lol!
Reply:yeah but it will never happen to me all in one day!! LOL.*_*
Reply:Yeah that does sound like a great day!
Reply:Oh yes.xx
Reply:now give us the men's version with the golf and bl*w jobs!
Reply:yeah right..I wish lol ;)
Reply:One can but dream.
Reply:None of the women ever experience this.
Reply:oh wow I'd love that
Reply:Only 30 mins love making?? Pleased she`s not mine.
Reply:Paris's life
Reply:haha, dont get the joke but....?!?
Reply:false
Reply:twud b nice

motor scooter

Need help...badly!?

Does anyone of you know how often a typical florist buy flowers from wholesalers to sell in their own shops? Because Im not sure if they do it everyday or weekly or every after 3 days...whatever..because they do something to preserve them right?or to make them stay longer?i just dont know how....(if there are)...





Please...need help its for my Business studies coursework..


have no time to ask a florist..


im desperate!

Need help...badly!?
It sometimes depends on their needs, especially if they do weddings that need special flowers, etc. They usually order specialty flowers according to the wedding date. I talked to one florist when I was getting a custom wedding bouquet, and she said she orders weekly for regular items, but puts in special orders when needed according to season and availibility.














http://www.onlinewholesaleflowers.com/Sh...





http://www.fwxflowers.com/content/guaran...
Reply:Well most flowers come from Holland which would be about a two day round trip!
Reply:What about finding a florist website and emailing them this question?
Reply:check out this website, www.floristsregister.com tells you about preserving fresh flowers general advice, hope this help you. good luck.
Reply:Daily delivery will be fine in your assignment. They will all be different anyway as an experienced marker of uni assignments. There is no right or wrong on delivery, just cover the sensible ideas.
Reply:well a florist will leave flowers on display once recieved. so think how long that flowers lifetime would be when away from normal conditions. I would say in the region of 3-7 days. As a flower will start to welt after a week or so.
Reply:flowers can be frozen. planning a wedding at 1 am?


A couple of girlfriends?

A couple of girlfriends of mine (a blonde and a brunette of course) Were out shopping and they passed the florists.





They looked through the window, and the brunette said "Oh my God, that's my boyfriend inside and he's buying me flowers"





"What's wrong with that ?" said the blonde "Don't you like flowers ?"





"Oh yes of course I do" said the brunette "but he will have expectations......"


"... and the last thing I want to do is spend the whole weekend on my back with my legs in the air"





"Why ?" said the blonde "Don't you have vase ?"

A couple of girlfriends?
Oh my goodness funny!!!
Reply:Very Funny
Reply:wow funny and gross my type of stylee baby
Reply:LOL thats sooooo funny but gross
Reply:Lol fun with flowers
Reply:funny
Reply:NOW THATS FUNNY OR FANNY..
Reply:LoL The image that came into my head on the punchline was great!


Here is kidds joke for u and i hope u enjoy...happy new year?

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" SURPRISE!

Here is kidds joke for u and i hope u enjoy...happy new year?
LOL.


Yep. That's about right! LOL.





The best of this New Year to You and Yours.
Reply:The puppy's name was "Maruti"...





The teacher soon learnt that Maruti Su Zu Ki!
Reply:SURPRISE!....No, I had read this one ..... not a bad one...lol
Reply:Very good.....
Reply:That was funny
Reply:Lolz! good1! thumbs up !
Reply:Ha love it! Very cute!
Reply:eesh very naughty but funny
Reply:ha ha ha ha... okay...
Reply:that was nasty, but entertaining
Reply:it was really WILD.......anyways HAPPY NEW YEAR
Reply:EWW
Reply:it was funny
Reply:good
Reply:Loved it!


Good one!!


Wish you a happy new year!!!
Reply:haha..but i've heard this before...keep on moving n eppy nuyearzz..
Reply:eww ~ HA!
Reply:eeww!!but i had heart it before but it still makes me laugh and make me feel eeww....
Reply:ha ha ha really funny
Reply:It is soooooooo annoying.........
Reply:OMG that's the greatest!!!
Reply:xD


FUNNY
Reply:GROSS good one 10/10


Overconfidence of a teacher..................?

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.





The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,





"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.





The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."








"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.





The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.





"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.





"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"











With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Overconfidence of a teacher..................?
oh my god you should have seen my face!!!! was so not expecting that!!!!! lol wow funny 100/10 star for you
Reply:Very, very funny.
Reply:hahaha that was funny
Reply:Thats nothing. When I was in 3rd grade I gave the teacher plutonium.
Reply:eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwweeeeeeee cute but oh so nasty
Reply:Muskaan - this is a very funny little joke - made me laugh out loud - thanks and a star for you! CJ
Reply:Ewww, That was disgusting. lol!





Oh, Gosh. I almost threw up.





Thanks for Sharing! (I Think)
Reply:I have always loved that joke.
Reply:lmao....That's one of my favs, thanks for posting it. star4u
Reply:Gross! hahaha. That's what she gets. LOL
Reply:i dont know sorry and i have not read this is too much big
Reply:Me too, it's always great to hear.

Teeth Whitening

WHANT SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL................?Click here.....?

A shopkeepr opens his newly opened shop and is amazed to


find a flower at the door with a tag wid remark"Very sad end"


He was wonderin when the phone rang and on pivcking up the phone,


he finds a flourist appologisin for sent the wrong flowers .


Shopkeeper says"Dont mind! I being myself a Businessman can understad U"


But The florist still expresses his grieve saying that he had sent his bunch to a FUNERAL With a tag quoted:


"CONGRATULATIONS ON UR NEW LOCATION !!!!!!!!!!!"

WHANT SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL................?Click here.....?
really funnyyy. like it


take a star
Reply:Lol. =]
Reply:Here's a star
Reply:haha


funny


hilarious
Reply:ha ha ha ha


very good one have a star
Reply:ha ha.


Like Tribond. Each set has something in common can you find it?

-Florist, Furniture Store%26amp;Obstetrician.


-Radio, Car Engine, Piano.


-Map, Wallet, Laundry.


-The road, The books, The roof.


-Shirt, Barbell, Elevator Button.


-Toy Box, Football Game, City Map.


-Jacuzzi, New York, West Side Story.


-Space Shuttle Opera Houses, Tour de France.


-Ballet Company, High School, Mortgage.


-Cemetery, Guy Fawkes, Novel


-Hair, Door, Teeth.


-Symphony, Florida, Door.


-Sketch, Blood, Bath.


-Arrow, Stairs, Airline.


-Coffee Shop, Football Player, Brassiere.


-Dishwasher, Camera, Bill Gates.


-Turkey, Store Window, Wound.


-Punch, Hair, Volleyball.


-Compass, Pencil, Scrabble.


-Baseball, Dump, Jeans.


-Old Testament, Dog Show, Tennis Tourney.





Can you solve them?

Like Tribond. Each set has something in common can you find it?
-Florist, Furniture Store%26amp;Obstetrician--all make deliveries


-Radio, Car Engine, Piano-- all get tuned


-Shirt, Barbell, Elevator Button- can all be pressed


-Space Shuttle Opera Houses, Tour de France- all have stages


-Hair, Door, Teeth- can be pulled


-Punch, Hair, Volleyball-can be spiked


-Map, Wallet, Laundry- get folded


-Arrow, Stairs, Airline- have flights


Coffee Shop, Football Player, Brassiere-cups


-Sketch, Blood, Bath-drawn


Turkey, Store Window, Wound-- dressed/dressing


Any idea where to start looking for an arch?

My wedding is going to be in a backyard now so I need to pull everything together. I've only seen one arch at a craft shop for about $20 but it was really cheap %26amp; flimsy. Where else do you go for that? Has anyone seen them at Home Depot, etc.? I couldn't find any on the website. I'm still keeping my florist who will be decorating the arch with a large center spray on top %26amp; some tool for the sides so it doesn't have to be incredible or anything. It's not really going to show. But, I also don't want it falling apart. Any ideas?

Any idea where to start looking for an arch?
check for party rental companies in your area. Everywhere has them and you can rent a wedding arch from them if you don't like the one from the store.





Honestly though, I know it looks flimsy in the store but it also isn't anchored properly. It wont' fall down or anything so unless you're getting marred in a hurricane you should be fine.
Reply:Yes, Home Depot has them (look in the garden section); also, E-bay might be the place to look.
Reply:I saw some thru oriental trading.
Reply:http://www.wrapwithus.com/wedding-arches...


I found theses ones and we might be getting one of them just because it comes with lights and stuff and we can decorate it however we want. B y the way we like the one that is for 30 or whatever it was.
Reply:My mother got a beautiful one from Canadian Tire (I'm from Canada). Check out websites like Home Depot or Sears. I'm sure you will find some. Also, Michaels had a really pretty one (here) but it was quite expensive.
Reply:Instead of spending $20 on an arch you may only use once, you can rent a strong arch from your local rental store. Check the yellow pages for Rental Service Stores. You can check a couple different places in the area to find the best price.
Reply:If you have a friend who's handy with a saw and screw driver, ask them if they would be willing to build you one-you'll buy the wood, screws, etc. and then THAT is thier wedding gift to you. You'll get exactly what you want, and you'll own it afterwards. It can become a garden decoration, or even a unique fixture in your house.





I've been doing that with a lot of the things I need for my wedding- my sister made my dress, a friend is doing photography, another friend is doing music for the ceremony. Since all my friends are flat broke, they seem to love the idea of giving a service instead of serving ware.
Reply:Most Party rental shops have them and can be rented for the day for approx. $20.00.
Reply:see if you can find a contractor in your area. I'm sure you can find one to build on for you pretty cheap. Otherwise, find rental stores in your area, they'll have some pretty sturdy ones.
Reply:My wedding was outside and on the beach. I rented my arch from the florist. Call around. I'm sure that some florists rent them.
Reply:I've seen them at Home Depot, craft stores, and the florist shops that I looked at. Or you could rent one. You can order them from a ton of places on the internet if you don't care if you see it in person beforehand.


Here is metal ones


http://www.save-on-crafts.com/meargawece...


There are even some on e-bay very cheap


http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll...


Joke!!!!!!!!!!!1?

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her k. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement.The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement.The teacher took

Joke!!!!!!!!!!!1?
My God!!! Damn funny joke.....


Thanks !!!!! :D
Reply:NICE





ahahahahaha ew ahahahahahah gross ahahaha
Reply:AWWWW


a puppy!





lol


hahahah


that was reall niiiceeeee





thanks for the laugh!
Reply:oh ew. cute joke.
Reply:yay I want a puppy =)


this shows how students CAN be smarter than teachers


but the teacher could dob in the student to the animal rights people for wrapping the puppy up and putting it in a box =(








i think to much











*STAR FOR YOU*
Reply:lol, star for you
Reply:really...a cute 1


teachers are clever


sudents are cleverer...
Reply:LOL! Cute! A star for you.
Reply:That is FUNNY!


The ONLY joke in YA that made me laugh!


=D
Reply:ha ha ha! that's funny.
Reply:eww.


funny though.
Reply:great star for you
Reply:LOL





Pretty funny!





Cheers!





:)

dress shoes

Can You solve these for me?

Each set of three has something in common....you dont have to do all...just some would help. :]


-Florist, Furniture Store%26amp;Obstetrician.


-Radio, Car Engine, Piano.


-Map, Wallet, Laundry.


-The road, The books, The roof.


-Shirt, Barbell, Elevator Button.


-Toy Box, Football Game, City Map.


-Jacuzzi, New York, West Side Story.


-Space Shuttle Opera Houses, Tour de France.


-Ballet Company, High School, Mortgage.


-Cemetery, Guy Fawkes, Novel


-Hair, Door, Teeth.


-Symphony, Florida, Door.


-Sketch, Blood, Bath.


-Arrow, Stairs, Airline.


-Coffee Shop, Football Player, Brassiere.


-Dishwasher, Camera, Bill Gates.


-Turkey, Store Window, Wound.


-Punch, Hair, Volleyball.


-Compass, Pencil, Scrabble.


-Baseball, Dump, Jeans.


-Old Testament, Dog Show, Tennis Tourney.








I know its a lot but it would be great if you could help me with some. Thanks. :]

Can You solve these for me?
I'm not sure I know what you mean by having something in common - can you give an example?
Reply:Man that was great joke!!!!!!!


You deserve a star!


Want a part II game to go with Mr. Right shower game I submitted?

CONCLUSION TO RIGHT LEFT BRIDAL SHOWER GAME





See how many people really listened to what you were reading. This game can be played right after you


have read the right/left bridal shower story or play another game and then go back to these questions.


You'll be surprised at the guests who were so busy listening for the words right or left that they can't


remember the answers to these questions.








Questions: Answers:





1. What time did the bride leave that day? after lunch


2. Where was her first stop? Moms house


3. Where did she leave her to do list? living room table


4. What did she leave Mom in charge of? the guest list


5. On her way to find invitations, who did she leave a


message with? the florist


6. Where was the church? down the road from Moms


7. How many days until wedding day? 45


8. Where did she see her wedding dress? in the window


9. Where was her checkbook? left in the car


10. Where was Mr. Right? at work


11. When did she call Mr. Right? when she left the bridal shop


12. Who was the one person Mr. Right left a message with? preacher


13. Where did Mr. Right and future Ms. Right go together


first? to find the rings


14. When they returned home, the message left was to tell


them what? Mom requested the church


15. How many places did one or both of them go into today


for wedding stuff? 5





The guest with the most correct answers, wins.

Want a part II game to go with Mr. Right shower game I submitted?
Awesome. Thanks for the games.

practice dance shoes

Its a oldie but bet the kids will love it funny or not?

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.





The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "





That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"





"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.





The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.





The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."





"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.





"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.





The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.





"Is it wine?" she asked.





"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.





The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.





"Is it champagne?" she asked.





"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.





The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"





With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Its a oldie but bet the kids will love it funny or not?
hahahahahahahaahhahahahohohohohohhoho





noooooo!!!!!!





that pooooooorrrr teacher......hahahahah


no sympathy....some teachers deserve more than that.
Reply:Good one, disgusting enough for my youngest son to enjoy telling. LOL :-)
Reply:Very funny





thanks for the laugh
Reply:very funny not heard that one :)
Reply:wow...i wanna have a puppy
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:haaahahaha Didn't see it coming!!
Reply:that was funny
Reply::) haha, gud 1 !
Reply:lmao! love it.
Reply:Haha excellent
Reply:lol funny
Reply:not bad.oxo
Reply:Funny
Reply:HAHA! FUNNY! STAR! *
Reply:why are the ones that make you go yuck the best.


hahahahahahaha
Reply:ewwwww that disgusting


Please tell ne if this is a good joke?

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." " That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied,


"It's a puppy!"

Please tell ne if this is a good joke?
lol i like it :P made me laugh and im in college at the min, i bet i look like a right idiot laughing at my screen lol.. anyways yea i think its a good joke, i swear ive heard it somewhere before a long time ago though lol
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha!!!


(\__/)


(o.O)


( %26gt;%26lt; )
Reply:Hmm for school age kids it would be hilarious.
Reply:On a scale from 1 to 10 I give it a 4.
Reply:Adorable... xD


And damn funny! xD





Here's a star! *
Reply:Very good.
Reply:eewwwwww
Reply:I liked it!
Reply:thats - eww- funny.
Reply:yes funny if the liquid is blood!!!!!!
Reply:To tell the truth I didn't understand the question.how can it be a puppy?please answer.
Reply:Yeah thats pretty good lol
Reply:its not hilarious, but it was OK........
Reply:yes it is !


Will you read this joke?

I know this is a long joke, but I would still like to tell it to you. Please let me know when you are done reading the joke if you enjoyed it or not. Also, tell me what your rating is for it. Rate it between 1-10, or 1-5. Thanks!





At the end of the school year a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her class. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is; Flowers."





"That's right!" the boy said, "but, how did you know?"





"Oh, just a wild guess," the teacher replied.





The next student was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift, shook it and said, "I bet I can guess what it is; A box of sweets."





"That's right said the little girl, but how did you know?"





"Oh, I've been around for many years," said the teacher proudly.





The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held he package, but it was leaking so she grabbed a drop off the leaking contents with her finger and put it on her tongue for a taste test.





"Is it wine?" the teacher asked.





"NOPE," the boy replied, with some excitement.





The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leaking package. "Is it champagne?" she asked.





"NO MAM," he replied, with even more excitement!





The teacher with all her knowledge finally took one more big taste before admitting, "I give up. What is it?"





With an giant grin the boy replied, “SURPRISE, It's a puppy!"

Will you read this joke?
I've heard it before...
Reply:lolz
Reply:9 out of 10 I thought it was cute funny and surprisingly that she doesnt know everything
Reply:ewww


but lol!!
Reply:10/10





Had A Great Laugh
Reply:nice 8/10
Reply:UGHH!!!! That is soooo nasty! The teacher was tasting the puppy's pee!!!! I give u a 8
Reply:This is cute - on a 1 - 10 - I'll give it a 7. Keep 'em coming!


Thanks for the chuckle!
Reply:hahaha i was gonna be mean and rate it a 0 but then i read the joke and its so funny i give it a 10/10
Reply:hahahahahahahaha heard it b4 but still raised a laugh !!
Reply:lmao its the first time i have heard this and i like it!! about an 8





i don't know why people insist on telling you that they have already heard this? but i jus want them to know that i am so happy that they have heard this that i will sleep ever=so-soundly tonite!!!


Is this a bad omen?

Hi. I am getting married in four weeks exactly! Yay!





However, within the last month:





-- Our pastor told us he would no longer be able to officiate





-- Our ceremony violin player had to back out because of a final exam





-- The replacement violin player dislocated her shoulder and can no longer play





-- The retired florist/ family friend who was going to do our flowers double-booked herself with another event and had to back out of our wedding





-- My dress arrived at the bridal shop, but was made from the wrong fabric





-- The first wedding present we opened together had been damaged in shipping and arrived broken





-- My car (the one we were planning to use as our getaway car after the wedding) stopped working





-- My old college back-up car was stolen (leaving me with no working vehicles)





Has anyone else had any similar experiences while planning their wedding? Please, somebody, tell me that you did, and that your wedding (and marriage) still turned out okay.

Is this a bad omen?
When it rains, it pours.. but it also says that there's rainbow after the rain.. don't be affected with all those things darling, what is really important is you and your hubby loving together and holding on even things can go wrong at times. There are still a lot of things that will come across your marriage life but with a love so strong it will mean nothing at all. Stay strong and in love'


Congratulations!





ღღღ
Reply:I keep thinking of something that was said in the SATC episode where Charlotte married Harry. The worse the wedding, the happier the marriage.





On my wedding day, the hair stylist who was supposed to do my bridesmaids hair was a no show. And a well-loved person in my church died early that morning. Nevertheless, we still had a great wedding and 8 1/2 years later we still have a great marriage.
Reply:The best known baker in town double booked and could no longer do our cake, but it's been a blessing because I found a french baker that actually knows what a belgian chocolate cigarrillo is!!!!!! So I'm thrilled with the turn of events.





Just remember something, nothing can possibly be perfect and you cannot control anything regarless of how much careful planning you have done. Relax and do your best, you will have more fun that way.





Good luck
Reply:When a door closes a window opens. It just might turn out for the best anyways.


I thought I had everything planned (cake, location, food, music) when we found out we couldnt get everyone from the cathedral to the reception location, it was for the better the wedding coordinator was very demanding and was going to change and coordinate my wedding according to what she wanted anyways.
Reply:As long as you and your future husband are truly in love and will care for and respect each other, nothing else really matters. In fifty years no one is going to care if you had to change florist or pastor....but your future children and grandchildren will care if you are still in love and going strong. Always look for what is important in life. Good luck to you!
Reply:If you want to look at it that way and let it ruin your day, I guess it is a bad omen.





However, look at all that goes into a wedding. There is so much that can go wrong that it's impossible for things not to go wrong. Just chill and deal. Enjoy the day and be happy!
Reply:Haha maybe you should tone it down a bit and have a low key ceremony.


Or maybe God's trying to remind you that you dont need all this stuff to show how much you love each other and the the only important thing is that you and him are there on your special day.
Reply:Wedding cake had salt instead of sugar, father in law made an a** of his self, lost part of jewerly, had TIna turner hair thanks to a beautician. But it worked out.
Reply:Not a bad omen at all; you're just proving you two can work through whatever life throws at you. The wedding will be all the more satesfiying knowing you two were able to manage all these obstacles.
Reply:Not a bad omen, just life.





HINT: Everything is life is an opportunity.
Reply:Take a deep breath and start from scratch... find a new pastor,florist, dress, and rent a car or a limo ! It will be alright !!!
Reply:You might be noticing all the bad things around you right now, but just take a step back and chill. Those things happen everyday...when we need them most. You and your soon to be hubby will do great.
Reply:stuff happens, just laugh about it and move on.





The only bad omen you should be looking for is if the groom doesn't show up at the altar.
Reply:Stuff happens. Don't let it throw you. Your wedding and marriage will be fine.
Reply:cancel all your plans hit priceline.com and book a triptd go to a tropical get away alone to do the wedding!
Reply:Don't worry about it i'm getting married in two months and i have had me fair share of disappointments.


-Pastor deciede to go on hoildays (were in the same boat here)


- my mother in law to be fired my DJ and hired a 50's one (because that is the music she prefers)


- i have had a bridesmaid just up and tell me that she didn't want to be apart of the wedding.


- and the best man moved to austraila without telling us and sent an email later saying that he wouldn't be able to make it.





Don't sweat the small stuff i'm sure its just god's way or fate (which ever you believe in ) of settting you on the right track for your dream wedding.


If my bridesmaid hadn't backed out then i would have never asked my other friend and half the planning would never have been done.


It will work out promise :)


BEST WISHES:)
Reply:No, it's not an omen. Yes, it is proof that the best-laid plans of mice and wedding planners "gang aft aglee."





You're worrying and planning too much. All this fuss is just grist for the wedding industry's mill, a giant waste of money, a setup for disappointment, a guarantee of severe stress, and it does nothing to ensure the long-term happiness and strength of the marriage.





If you have to get married -- never a certainty -- invite family and friends, do it at home and have a pleasant champagne brunch. We did that 15 years ago for $500 and couldn't be happier. And the 20K we saved was put into a house whose value has tripled. And not one of our guests was disappointed either. Or our parents. We saved everybody except the professional wedding vultures a ton of grief.
Reply:it depends are you looking for bad omens? if you have doubts then you may translate this as such. If you are not, then it is just regular normal hectic wedding stuff. The pastor had to right to do this so early unless he has a good reason and they usually recommend a replacement-did he? If not then ask him to. Th violonist you just happened to choose young very inovlved inviduals- i always look for older musicians that has more professionalism and dedication to the music not jsut as extra form of money. The bridal shop, however, i would throw the biggest tantrum and tell them they better get it to you in 2 weeks and a majot discount on your dress-mine was 2 weeks before the wedding not only the wrong size but the wrong style all together! About the car well i would rent one! Iw ould not use any old one that stops or unable to have security to make theives from stealing it!


comapred to mine: We RSVP for 435 people we had 763! Arabic wedding are big and it is a normal one. I decided to go by the hall before my hair and found out they are decorating the wrong colors and flowers arrangments they have confused my wedding with my friends which was two weeks away and our nmaes are the same! My head peice never SHOWED UP! I had another one made a week before.
Reply:In my culture (I am from Aruba) the superstition is that the more things go wrong at the wedding, the better the marriage will be. So here you'd be jumping for joy.





Of course we all want our weddings to be perfect and I can imagine the stress you are in. However, I will never forget a video I saw on AFHV, where there was a sudden storm during an outdoor wedding. People were running for cover, the tent was about to collapse from all the water, waiters were trying to push the water off with broomsticks, there was mud everywhere and thunder and lightning.


And among all that confusion, the bride and groom were dancing, looking into each other's eyes and smiling. They looked so happy and in love, it was amazing. THAT is what a wedding is all about.





Good luck to you. I hope you feel as blissful on your wedding day as that couple did on theirs. Even if things don't turn out as planned.
Reply:run lock your self in a closet sister that is scary stuff i would cry

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Want a JOKE as a gift?

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" SURPRISE!

Want a JOKE as a gift?
HA HA HA HA HA HA . GOSH REALLY FUNNY ONE ! GOOD WORK , THUMBS UP TO YOU , NJOY !!!
Reply:SURPRISE!.......Yes......hahaha......a good and funny one......lamo
Reply:lol, thank you. Merry Christmas to you!
Reply:merry christmas
Reply:no i don't want a joke as a gift but it is a good one.
Reply:Haha ..... nice joke ...Merry Xmas
Reply:I'm a teacher and a dog lover....THAT IS FUNNY. I'm going to use that one today at our teacher's pot luck!
Reply:what a joke ha ha ha
Reply:10/10!!!





haha!!!





MERRY XMAS!!





HOHOHO!!!! and, i have a nice, nice phrase for yah

















































































































Thanks for the gift!!!!
Reply:Hilarious and well written! Can't wait to share!
Reply:Thanks for this joke.. I really enjoyed it.
Reply:Two college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."





Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder.





"Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"





Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba.





"Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."





"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped.





Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"





"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."





hahaha..
Reply:Thanks for your Christmas joke . I enjoyed reading it .
Reply:Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?


A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.





Ravan was sent to court %26amp; was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.


He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga


Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?


Munda: Haan


Sharaab?


Haan


Drugs?


Haan


Jua?


Haan


Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?


Munda: Haanji, HIV+





PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?


MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
Reply:hahahaha...funny!
Reply:Horrible, but funny!
Reply:Here is your return gift


-1-


Child : (returning from his cricket match in his compound) "Mom mom ", can I have an apple?





Mom: But you just ate one.





Child : An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I just broke his window.





-2-


Child : (returns home after getting her report card)





Mother:whats your final grade?





Child : Underwater





Mother : what does that mean?





Child: Below C LEVEL





-3-


(Bollywood joke)


Jo and SO went to a forest for a trip. They saw a lion. Why did JO get scared and SO die?





Ans:- JO dar gaya SO mar gaya.








PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE RATE IT.





(The above one's don't understand that we have to tell a joke not read it but still I liked Rama''s answer and I rated it as a good answer)
Reply:laughing laughing i am falling off my chair!!!!!!!
Reply:hahaha
Reply:lol, merry xmas! (:
Reply:No thanks, my sister married one...%26lt;Rim Shot%26gt;


Does this sound strange to you?

Today i went to my florist to make a payment on my wedding flowers. I asked for a copy of my owner and all the recipts so I could have a copy for my personl reconds, and to show my mom who is helping to pay for the wedding. She said I could not recieve these things until my order is paid in full, which won't be for awhile, and then she got an attitude with me, by saying something like" If you would pay this off sooner you can get it then". I am very upset because I've been really nice to this lady. The only reason we went with this flower shop is because my finace kept her son from being beat up in high school, and we thought she would give us a good deal. My mother and I are very upset, and we are seriously considering switching to a different florist, and launching a complaint with the BBB. I was wondering if anyone had a simlar experiance like this when planning their wedding.

Does this sound strange to you?
Personally, I would start looking for someone else. There's no reason to work with this woman, and she should be competing for your business (not scolding you because you aren't meeting her guidelines).


Any reputable business person would give you a receipt for a payment received, regardless if the payment was made in full or not. Skip the BBB complaint... my experience has been that they never do anything about it anyway. A better course of action would be to find one of those phone book review things online and give her shop an honest review based on your experience. That would hurt her more, anyway, since today that is what more people will see.
Reply:That is very strange. You need to call and ask what the big deal would be or ask to speak to a manager.





For MY personal records, I take my digital camera and take pictures of everything that is signed and of the person signing it. They think I'm crazy at times, but I refuse to get screwed out of well earned money.





Call them back and let them know you aren't happy and either need to figure out a way that suits you, or you can take your business elsewhere.
Reply:It sounds VERY strange to me, and very suspicious. Definitely not a good business practice to not give a customer a receipt when they ask for one.





I would go back there, and basically tell her that you NEED a copy of your order and the contract that you have with their business, and that you need receipts for every payment you've made. You have every right for those things, and if you don't get them, I would seriously cancel the order, find another florist, and file a complaint with the BBB. Go back there tomorrow or Monday, ask to speak to the owner (if that's not who you've been dealing with), and tell him/her to either produce receipts and a copy of the order, or consider the order cancelled.





You might want to check out another florist anyway. Good luck!





There are alot of businesses, who sadly, try to take advantage of brides and grooms while they're planning their weddings. You need to safeguard yourself against fraud. Documentation is your only way to do that.
Reply:Hmmm! You say the only reason you went with this florist is because you thought she would give you a good deal--not because she does good work? Do you think she knows that and is a bit offended? That you think she should be obligated to you because your fiancee' did a kindness for her son?


Perhaps that might be the reason she isn't willing to be more accommodating.





Of course, you do have a right to a written receipt for money already paid--and if you have a contract, you have a right to a copy of that, as well. But your approach might have been a bit on the heavy side and this was her way of letting you know that. After all, it seems that you are paying as you go, which is not the way it is usually done--and she is giving you that latitude. Florists prefer to have a large down payment to secure the order, and then final payment just prior to the wedding.





Business is business, so don't give her a hard time. Just because her attitude didn't meet your expectations doesn't mean that she isn't a good business person or an excellent floral designer. If you aren't happy, get your money back and go somewhere else.
Reply:I agree that sounds strange to me. You should at the very least be able to get a handwritten receipt fro the money you have paid, especially if you are paying cash. Not letting you see your order is also suspicious.





Did you sign a contract? If so you need to read it and all the fine print before deciding to cancel.


I would suggest calling her and requesting a copy of something that shows how much money you have paid to date and how much is left to pay, if she can't provider some sort of statement I would let her know that you are looking for other options. Have the contract handy in case she challenges you.





Good luck!
Reply:well I've heard of not getting a receipt until payed in full.but she would've handled it differently,by telling you this nicer,or some places have what they call estimated bill.stating that it could change base on flower available at the time of your wedding.
Reply:Report her to the BBB. And I say look for another florist. If you are paying for work that she has not started yet and you have no records of you paying her ever you are asking for trouble from this woman, who will probably mess you over in the end. This is highly suspicious behavior.
Reply:I can kinda see where she is coming from I wouldn't want to give a receipt until it was paid in full, just to keep the confusion down (she could have gotten screwed out of money before hand yanno?)





I don't see why she can't give you an invoice of the items your ordered w/ prices and then maybe the amounts you've paid so far w/ a balance remaining, all dated and maybe even signed by her or something so her people know you still owe on it. Try calling and asking if she could maybe do something like that for you.





If she's unwilling to work, I'd switch places, people shouldn't be rude in businesses like that because Bride's are already stressing yanno!?
Reply:You cannot get a receipt because by giving you a receipt, the owner is saying that you have indeed paid in full. Since you have NOT paid the full amount, you can ask her for an estimate or an invoice detailing the amounts due and the products to be provided.





Try going back and work this out with her. Depending on the terms of the agreement you signed, you may not be refunded the money you have already paid.





Good luck.
Reply:I would look for someone else and file that complaint. Once you pay money for something, be it a down payment on a house, car or flowers, you are entitled, by law, to a reciept. If she refuses to give you one, take your money and walk. Tons of florists out there, many supermakets will do a decent job if you are in a jam, but it seriously sounds like this woman is trying screw you over. You say you went with her to get a deal and all your getting is grief, something you dont need at this point.


Your wedding is in june, lots of time to get roses, which are in season in North America anyway. If you have paid a deposit to the flowers, ask for it back and go somewhere else. If you havent, give her a quick call to get the answering machine - means call after hours so you dont have to speak to anyone - and just say simply that you've decided to use someone else for the flowers, thank her for her time and hang up.


Since you dont have a reciept and if you have paid anything down, you have nothing that says you've given this woman money, so until she's willing to give you a 'proof of deposit' your not willing to give her anything. So techincally this woman can deny that you've ever given her anything in the first place.


File the complaint and get those roses from someone else
Reply:with my first wedding, i got a receipt with every payment i made, including the down payment with the balance due on them, and i got a copy of the order. i would demand the receipts and the copy of what you ordered or i would demand my money back and take your business else where. there is no reason why she is not giving this to you, very bad customer service.
Reply:I wouldn't buy anything from her. A wedding is big money for a florist. She should be jumping through hoops to please you. I hope you're getting contracts with all your vendors and NEVER pay in cash without getting a signed receipt.
Reply:You absolutely have a right to KNOW WHAT YOU ARE PAYING FOR. This woman is obligated to provide you with a WRITTEN contract that includes exactly what you guys agreed upon. She is also obligated to give you a receipt for the payments you have made. I hope you have a contract. I would get someone else, but you might lose your deposit if you have paid one.
Reply:I'm wondering if she will not supply the receipts since you may be being charged interest for paying over time? Most places I have been to give you a copy of the order when it is placed. That covers their behinds if someone tries to say the order was not what they requested. Not sure what to tell you. If some of your flowers have been ordered already you may not beable to back out and get much of a refund. Talk to your fiance. See what he wants to do about it as he is the one who has history with the family. Also, don't forget that people do have bad days. We've all snapped at someone when it wasn't their fault. Maybe give her another chance? Try going in when someone else is working (if that occurs)


Best of luck!


Which should I give to my girlfriend for Valentines day?

Ok so my girlfriend moved away not to long ago to a different state. Instead of breaking up we decided to just get into a long distance relationship since both of us don't have to long until we turn 18 and can move in with each other.





Well my dilemma is what I should send her for Valentines day?





I had two options set for myself:





1.) Just call a florist in her town and have a dozen roses, a V-day card, chocolates, and a stuffed animal delivered to her house (or her school preferably, but I don't know if the florist will do it). This would be the more expensive option XD.





2.) Or I was thinking of sending her my favorite jacket (I think it's romantic) along with a couple metal roses I made in metal shop at school, a hand written poem, and a stuffed animal. This would be the inexpensive option seeing as I don't really have to buy anything except the stuffed animal :P.





So in your opinions, which one should I send? OR FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST YOUR OWN IDEAS!! Thanks..

Which should I give to my girlfriend for Valentines day?
Definitely #2. It's so much more personal and thoughtful, and, as you said, romantic. The fact that it's less expensive is just a bonus :)
Reply:I would much rather get your second choice..(the inexpensive one!) It's much more well-thought out and original. Good idea, by the way.
Reply:Go with number 2 without the jacket, but include a nice picture of yourself and add some nice chocolates. The roses and the poem are a good idea, and the chocolates and stuffed animal are a nice touch. Or instead of the stuffed animal, you could buy a nice photo frame and put a picture of you and her in it. Good luck.
Reply:Um, do number 1, not many females like your old dirty laundry, unless she's in to sentimental stuff, and she's 18 so I doubt it. Material would probably be the way to go, so number one. (I'm 27 by the way)
Reply:2.





Good luck.
Reply:i like the second option better! especially if you spray her favorite cologne on your jacket....


and for the stuffed animal - maybe one from build-a-bear?
Reply:i was in a long distance relationship when i was your age and i know how hard it can be. a great idea, that doesnt cost much at all is a love journal.





you purchase a journal, a pen, some stamps, some shipping envelopes that will fit the journal, and a small box to send it all in.





what you do is send the above items out to her, with a note on the first page telling her how much you miss her and why you sent this journal - so you can keep in touch and keep a record of this special time in your relationship.





you guys take turns with the journal, you decide how long each of you will keep it - a month, a week, a couple weeks. While its your turn with the journal, take pictures, draw little doodles, write love poems, write letters, just spend a couple minutes each day spending time connecting with her even though she's not there. then at the end of the given time frame, pop it in an envelope, put some stamps on it and send it to her. now its her turn!





its great for a few reasons - it proves how often you guys think of each other, it makes you closer even though there are miles between you, and it gives you something to look forward to! in regular relationships, we get to look forward to dates but its different for you two, and this evokes simular feelings.





and of course, your favorite jacket sprayed with a little of your favorite cologne is an extra special, personal touch that any girl would love and cherish, and makes you that much closer!





it doesnt take a lot of money for a romantic gift, all it takes a little heart. and this will be much more memorable than any store bought gift.
Reply:simple is nice and the best is dinner at night and make her feel special with you doing all the work and her relaxing she will enjoy seeing that you care so much about her
Reply:The second idea sounds good. It is more sentimental. (♥)


Flowers not delivered by FTD on Valentine's Day?

A week ago I ordered flowers from a local FTD shop and on Feb.15 I get an email saying that "at this time we do not have a florist available in your recipient's delivery area who can deliver your product on 2/14." Can you believe that? She lives in the middle of MANHATTAN!! Don't tell me there are NO florists or deliveries in Manhattan!


This is just unacceptable, and on an occasion like this guys have to hang their head in shame because FTD could NOT do their job. This is the ONE day that makes FTD what it is...and they don't deliver.





I'm wondering how often does this happen where FTD can't deliver on Valentine's Day - let me know if you didn't get your FTD flower delivery, as scheduled, on Valentine's Day.

Flowers not delivered by FTD on Valentine's Day?
On Valentines Day, I learned a long time ago to contact the florist directly. When they price is given I include a good tip ahead of time. Remember that tip is To Insure Promptness. As for FTD make sure you stop payment with your credit card company. File a complaint if you can. Then to do damage control with your sweetheart, print out the email and give it to her with flowers that you bring her yourself. When she looks up from reading it, tell her that you were foolish to have trusted anyone else with a message from your heart.
Reply:that sucks. i live in florida and my boyfriend ordered me flowers and they STILL havent been delivered! I have to go pick them up myself NEVER going to have them ordered by FTD again!
Reply:I think what happens was as they were getting paid more fo the flowers in the days of valentines they cancelled the previous orders, and sold it for more.





Well you cant really do much now, you will get the money back or an apology but nothing more, how about you handpick some flowers, from garden, dont have to be roses or very nice, anything that is cute, make a bouquet type thing and give it to her now, she will appreciate it and love you more.
Reply:That's too bad. Please I live in NJ %26amp; FTD is worldwide. Hope your valentine forgave you.

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