Instead of getting crazy like most Pats fans, buying gear and counting the days with them... BRADY is in New York City enjoying better pizza, better world class restaurants, hanging with a Brazilian model in their lower Manhattan apt., walking to florists and amazing food stores and little shops, nuzzling while they hold her tiny handheld terrier-dog... and taking in everything that's New York... ah, it's like we have 2 quarterbacks in ONE Super Bowl... and both of them will help the Giants win. CAN'T WAIT.
Tom Brady lives in Manhattan... that's got to hurt Pats fans...?
A quote from Tom "Cry" Brady, "I Love New York". .....LOL
Reply:I believe that would be HER apartment.
Patriots 49, Giants 13
Reply:O no I think you upset them- ha ha!! What does that say about Brady? Let him waddle around in a cast eating our famous pizza. We know our QB is dissecting everything about the PATS. Go Giants
Reply:Well, that is not too bad. Belickck lives in a gay porn thrater. I would take Manhattan any day.
Reply:Because we all know that rich football players only have one house.
Reply:Well I wouldn't necessarily call New York the best city on earth, but compared to Boston? Yeah, much much better.
The thing I'm wondering is, how is Brady allowed to walk around the streets of New York without some crazed Giant fan not going all Tonya Harding on him?
Reply:Who cares where he lives? He plays in New England, so suck it.
Reply:I dont think he will be so welcome there anymore when he beats the hell out of the giants
Reply:What astro-turf ?Glendale has a grass field that rolls out of the stadium , gets some sun and then rolls back in .
Reply:so what...
and the NY Giants and Jets fans have to go to NJ for their games... so what...
you really need to get a life
Reply:Gee..do you think the NEW JERSEY GIANTS live here...........How often do you run into them when grabbing a Bud.......
Reply:do u realize that soo many prof players are not from the state they play for?...eli and peyton manning are brotehrs and play for 2 different states yet they must be from the place correct....so shutup it doesnt matter where he lives alls that matters is he is representing new england and he does a damn good job at it
Reply:If he helps the Giants win, there will have to be a psychopathic terrorist forcing him to. Only way that'll happen, bro!
Reply:Giselle lives there and he staying with her dummy.
Reply:Get over yourself. Your arrogance is a perfect recipe and will taste wonderful in your mouth when you lose in 2 weeks. Your glorification of New York is laughable. I would like to list the many reasons why Boston is mucn more liveable, but I dont feel like wasting my time trying to be as self centered as you. I "CANT WAIT" either. Thanks for the chuckle on a tuesday morning.
Reply:Um actually idiot he lives in Boston, his girlfriend lives in New York.
Reply:rofl.. you think the Giants are going to win?
Reply:Dude, if anything that should piss you off. I know it pisses me off to see him walking around my city in his NY Yankee hat as if he's a real fan. I know it's silly but I can't stand the guy or the fact that he continues to beat my team into the ground (I'm woman enough to admit it.) so when I see pics of him in my city and hear his claims that its "so great" it make me wonder "Weren't you the guy leading the 'Yankees Suck' chant at your super bowl parade a few years back?" C'mon Tom you're so much better than that.
Reply:New York has one football team. They play way upstate and they didnt make the playoffs unfortunately...Brady can go wherever the hell he wants as long as he keeps doing what hes been doing. I think Brady would visit Gisele in a swamp if thats where she lived. But i wont stoop to your level and trash NYC. its a great city. Too bad you cant brag about your sports this millenium though....
Reply:/\
I agree been to NY and it was disgusting
yeah your teams play in NJ
Reply:Using your logic ( or lack of ) THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS are playing in the SUPERBOWL..........JERSEY has TWO PRO footbal teams.........How DO you LIKE that........I guess that shut you up quick...LOSER
Reply:you can say that again!!!!
LOL!!! Giselle Bundchen is suckin tom brady's energy before the superbowl!!! just like jessica simpson to tony romo!!! LOL
Reply:New York's team is not in the Super Bowl. The Bills did not even make the playoffs. Did you forget that NYC does not have a football team. The Boston Patriots were smart enough to change their name when they moved.
Reply:He lives in the Village near my apartment.
He once parked in my parking lot.
He wants to live in a BETTER city.
Reply:He's ours, wherever he lives.
Reply:New York City is filthy!
rats and bums peeing on themselves
it only looks nice at night time when its all lit up and u see the lights - but daytime its just dirty and filthy
Reply:Tell yourself whatever you want - he has a $2 million dollar condo in Comm Ave in Boston. He is just visiting her!
Yeah and when they aren't in New York they are taking pictures of them here.
You are such a loser, do your research...I don't remember Tom saying he was going to play for the Giants. You can only wish that was true BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THE TROPHY OVER NEW YORK AGAIN - IN ANOTHER SPORT
Ha Ha hater
Reply:Huh.
You fail at stalking.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Smokey the Bear?
There was once a monk who liked to peddle flowers in front of a large shopping establishment. He was a very annoying fellow, who would constantly beseech you to buy his flowers, and when you refused he would curse you with all the fire and brimstone he could muster.
This was very annoying to the patrons of the shopping center and they began to take their business elsewhere. The businessmen became upset, because this fellow was driving away all the shoppers.
One day, one of them got an idea. He ran off to the cattle yard and purchased a lamb. He came back, climbed to the roof of the building, and threw the lamb over the side, killing the monk below as he was selling flowers. The other business men came up to him and asked, "Why did you do that?!"
He replied, "I had to. Only ewes can stop florist friars."
Smokey the Bear?
LOL Clever I actually got it and liked it. ewes= sheep =you
Reply:A little funny , A little more cnfusing.
Reply:uhh... i get it now, but its not funny
Reply:Yews can stop forest fires....LMAO!!!!
This was very annoying to the patrons of the shopping center and they began to take their business elsewhere. The businessmen became upset, because this fellow was driving away all the shoppers.
One day, one of them got an idea. He ran off to the cattle yard and purchased a lamb. He came back, climbed to the roof of the building, and threw the lamb over the side, killing the monk below as he was selling flowers. The other business men came up to him and asked, "Why did you do that?!"
He replied, "I had to. Only ewes can stop florist friars."
Smokey the Bear?
LOL Clever I actually got it and liked it. ewes= sheep =you
Reply:A little funny , A little more cnfusing.
Reply:uhh... i get it now, but its not funny
Reply:Yews can stop forest fires....LMAO!!!!
Prom Corsage - help?
So I'm buying a corsage for my date. I know its going to be pink roses. So the florists in town charge like $35, but like if i go to Stop and Shop, its like $15-20. I don't want her to feel bad if i get the smaller one esp. cuz prom means a lot to her. But does it really matter? maybe i'm overthinking this...
Prom Corsage - help?
use the florist route. call several for info on whats is the most requested choices and try to get one that goes with the colors of her dress and skin tone think about her hair color too flowers come in a wide variety of colors . orchids are expensive but beautiful and something of a status symble. never go for the bargain buys, this is a special occasion, not something for everyday.
Reply:the price may differ, but its more about the quality. If the $35 one is better, get that. Also you can feel good about getting the best one for her. I had the same problem and i did the florist one and it was sooo much better.
Prom Corsage - help?
use the florist route. call several for info on whats is the most requested choices and try to get one that goes with the colors of her dress and skin tone think about her hair color too flowers come in a wide variety of colors . orchids are expensive but beautiful and something of a status symble. never go for the bargain buys, this is a special occasion, not something for everyday.
Reply:the price may differ, but its more about the quality. If the $35 one is better, get that. Also you can feel good about getting the best one for her. I had the same problem and i did the florist one and it was sooo much better.
The perfect day for her?
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by
thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,
blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained
17 kgs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
The perfect day for her?
er, where's the question? eeek, falling asleep in JUST big strong arms? that's weird and you can go to prison for that sort of thing
Reply:" S***I***G***H "
WAKE UP NOW! That sounds too good to be true.
OK go back to sleep and dream some more, there is nothing wrong with dreaming BIG!
Christian friend in Pa.
Evening TINK!
Reply:lol
Reply:Interesting, but where's the sex? ^_^
Reply:Omg, that is my dream day to the letter! I soo wish that was today, but im stuck going to a basketball game with my school and im playin in the band. o well.
Reply:i like ur guy girl things. so true too.
Reply:no thanks!!
Reply:how is thast funny?
Reply:Nice! 10/10. I wish real life were like that though.
Reply:Good one.!!!
Reply:Pack it up , you'l want me to help you push the car next lol
Reply:uh wow i would NEVER want a day like that in my life...
what's life without some flaws??
B O R I N G.
Reply:not being female i wouldnt know but its worth full marks
Reply:thanks for the laugh
mobile
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by
thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,
blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained
17 kgs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
The perfect day for her?
er, where's the question? eeek, falling asleep in JUST big strong arms? that's weird and you can go to prison for that sort of thing
Reply:" S***I***G***H "
WAKE UP NOW! That sounds too good to be true.
OK go back to sleep and dream some more, there is nothing wrong with dreaming BIG!
Christian friend in Pa.
Evening TINK!
Reply:lol
Reply:Interesting, but where's the sex? ^_^
Reply:Omg, that is my dream day to the letter! I soo wish that was today, but im stuck going to a basketball game with my school and im playin in the band. o well.
Reply:i like ur guy girl things. so true too.
Reply:no thanks!!
Reply:how is thast funny?
Reply:Nice! 10/10. I wish real life were like that though.
Reply:Good one.!!!
Reply:Pack it up , you'l want me to help you push the car next lol
Reply:uh wow i would NEVER want a day like that in my life...
what's life without some flaws??
B O R I N G.
Reply:not being female i wouldnt know but its worth full marks
Reply:thanks for the laugh
mobile
Need help...badly!?
Does anyone of you know how often a typical florist buy flowers from wholesalers to sell in their own shops? Because Im not sure if they do it everyday or weekly or every after 3 days...whatever..because they do something to preserve them right?or to make them stay longer?i just dont know how....(if there are)...
Please...need help its for my Business studies coursework..
have no time to ask a florist..
im desperate!
Need help...badly!?
I believe they do go every day, very early in the morning when the floral markets open so that they can get the freshest and most desirable flowers. Often they need specific flowers for contracted arrangements, like weddings, funerals, proms, etc., and daily trips are required because fresh flowers don't stay fresh very long.
Here's some more information on Florists that might come in handy, from the U.S. Department of Labor, Bureau of Labor Statistics Occupational Outlook Handbook section on florists: http://www.bls.gov/oco/ocos292.htm
Significant Points
Job opportunities should be good because of relatively high replacement needs stemming from low starting pay and limited advancement opportunities
.
Floral design is the only design specialty that does not require formal postsecondary training.
Many floral designers work long hours on weekends and holidays, filling orders and setting up decorations for weddings and other events.
About 1 out of 3 is self-employed.
Nature of the Work
Floral designers, or florists, cut live, dried, or silk flowers and other greenery and arrange them into displays of various sizes and shapes. They design these displays by selecting flowers, containers, and ribbons and arranging them into bouquets, corsages, centerpieces of tables, wreaths, and the like for weddings, funerals, holidays, and other special occasions. Some floral designers also utilize accessories such as balloons, candles, toys, candy, and gift baskets as part of their displays.
Job duties can vary by type of employment setting. Most floral designers work in small independent floral shops that specialize in custom orders and also handle large orders for weddings, caterers, or interior designers. Floral designers may meet with customers to discuss the arrangement or work from a written order. They note the occasion, the customer’s preferences, the price of the order, the time the floral display or plant is to be ready, and the place to which it is to be delivered. For special occasions, floral designers usually will help set up floral decorations. Floral designers also will prearrange a few displays to have available for walk-in customers or last-minute orders. Some floral designers also assist interior designers in creating live or silk displays for hotels, restaurants, and private residences.
Some florists work in the floral departments of grocery stores or for Internet florists, which specialize in creating prearranged floral decorations and bouquets. These floral retailers also may fill small custom orders for special occasions and funerals, but some grocery store florists do not deliver to clients or handle large custom orders. Florists who work for wholesale flower distributors assist in the selection of different types of flowers and greenery to purchase and sell to retail florists. Wholesale floral designers also select flowers for displays that they use as examples for retail florists.
Self-employed floral designers must handle the various aspects of running their own businesses, such as selecting and purchasing flowers, hiring and supervising staff, and maintaining financial records. Self-employed designers also may run gift shops or wedding consultation businesses in addition to providing floral design services. Some conduct design workshops for amateur gardeners or others with an interest in floral design.
Working Conditions
Most floral designers work in comfortable, well-lit spaces in retail outlets or at home, although working outdoors is sometimes required. Designers also may frequently make short trips delivering flowers, setting up arrangements for special events, and procuring flowers and other supplies.
Floral designers have frequent contact with customers and must work to satisfy their demands, including last-minute holiday and funeral orders. Because many flowers are perishable, most orders cannot be completed too far in advance. As a result, some designers often work long hours before and during holidays. Some also work nights and weekends to complete large orders for weddings and other special events.
Floral designers may suffer muscle strain from long periods of standing and from repeated finger and arm movements required to make floral arrangements. They are susceptible to back strain from lifting and carrying heavy flower arrangements. Designers also may suffer allergic reactions to certain types of pollen when working with flowers. In addition, they frequently use sharp objects—scissors, knives, and metal wire—that can cause injuries if handled improperly.
Reply:I don't know how often florist buy flowers I would think this would depend on the individual business. But I do know that most of their flowers go into a frige like cooler that set at like 55 degrees which keeps the flowers from drying out and dying.
Hope this helps.
Please...need help its for my Business studies coursework..
have no time to ask a florist..
im desperate!
Need help...badly!?
I believe they do go every day, very early in the morning when the floral markets open so that they can get the freshest and most desirable flowers. Often they need specific flowers for contracted arrangements, like weddings, funerals, proms, etc., and daily trips are required because fresh flowers don't stay fresh very long.
Here's some more information on Florists that might come in handy, from the U.S. Department of Labor, Bureau of Labor Statistics Occupational Outlook Handbook section on florists: http://www.bls.gov/oco/ocos292.htm
Significant Points
Job opportunities should be good because of relatively high replacement needs stemming from low starting pay and limited advancement opportunities
.
Floral design is the only design specialty that does not require formal postsecondary training.
Many floral designers work long hours on weekends and holidays, filling orders and setting up decorations for weddings and other events.
About 1 out of 3 is self-employed.
Nature of the Work
Floral designers, or florists, cut live, dried, or silk flowers and other greenery and arrange them into displays of various sizes and shapes. They design these displays by selecting flowers, containers, and ribbons and arranging them into bouquets, corsages, centerpieces of tables, wreaths, and the like for weddings, funerals, holidays, and other special occasions. Some floral designers also utilize accessories such as balloons, candles, toys, candy, and gift baskets as part of their displays.
Job duties can vary by type of employment setting. Most floral designers work in small independent floral shops that specialize in custom orders and also handle large orders for weddings, caterers, or interior designers. Floral designers may meet with customers to discuss the arrangement or work from a written order. They note the occasion, the customer’s preferences, the price of the order, the time the floral display or plant is to be ready, and the place to which it is to be delivered. For special occasions, floral designers usually will help set up floral decorations. Floral designers also will prearrange a few displays to have available for walk-in customers or last-minute orders. Some floral designers also assist interior designers in creating live or silk displays for hotels, restaurants, and private residences.
Some florists work in the floral departments of grocery stores or for Internet florists, which specialize in creating prearranged floral decorations and bouquets. These floral retailers also may fill small custom orders for special occasions and funerals, but some grocery store florists do not deliver to clients or handle large custom orders. Florists who work for wholesale flower distributors assist in the selection of different types of flowers and greenery to purchase and sell to retail florists. Wholesale floral designers also select flowers for displays that they use as examples for retail florists.
Self-employed floral designers must handle the various aspects of running their own businesses, such as selecting and purchasing flowers, hiring and supervising staff, and maintaining financial records. Self-employed designers also may run gift shops or wedding consultation businesses in addition to providing floral design services. Some conduct design workshops for amateur gardeners or others with an interest in floral design.
Working Conditions
Most floral designers work in comfortable, well-lit spaces in retail outlets or at home, although working outdoors is sometimes required. Designers also may frequently make short trips delivering flowers, setting up arrangements for special events, and procuring flowers and other supplies.
Floral designers have frequent contact with customers and must work to satisfy their demands, including last-minute holiday and funeral orders. Because many flowers are perishable, most orders cannot be completed too far in advance. As a result, some designers often work long hours before and during holidays. Some also work nights and weekends to complete large orders for weddings and other special events.
Floral designers may suffer muscle strain from long periods of standing and from repeated finger and arm movements required to make floral arrangements. They are susceptible to back strain from lifting and carrying heavy flower arrangements. Designers also may suffer allergic reactions to certain types of pollen when working with flowers. In addition, they frequently use sharp objects—scissors, knives, and metal wire—that can cause injuries if handled improperly.
Reply:I don't know how often florist buy flowers I would think this would depend on the individual business. But I do know that most of their flowers go into a frige like cooler that set at like 55 degrees which keeps the flowers from drying out and dying.
Hope this helps.
Men and women's different ideas?
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and warm croissants; open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk - says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower - alone
10:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
6:00 Alarm
6:01 BJ
6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast - steak and eggs, coffee, and toast - all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several mircrobrew beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (BJ en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 BJ
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several shots of 12 year old bourbon)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and teasing, slow, soft hand job by naked Elle Macpherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news - Michael Jackson assassinated by Rev Al Sharpton
7:30 Dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy grass fed rib steak, followed by ice cream served on a big pair of ****
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall - sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all of whom display eager lesbian kinkiness while you rest in between
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap BJ
11:45 In bed, alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
Men and women's different ideas?
LMAO...I really liked that one you definitely get a star because that's about how it is...for the guys anyway. I only wish that's how it was for me with the shopping, massages, etc.
Reply:hehehe funny :-)
Reply:Is this funny?
Sexism?
Reply:You know, I NEVER find blatant sexism funny...EVER.
Reply:Reading through the first part I thought this is getting a bit gushy but then I started reading the second one and just couldn't stop laughing it's ALL true..............Well worth a star.
Reply:ha ha ha that sounds about right...
Reply:Thats funny.
Reply:funny
Reply:loved it copied it .
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and warm croissants; open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk - says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower - alone
10:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
6:00 Alarm
6:01 BJ
6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast - steak and eggs, coffee, and toast - all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several mircrobrew beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (BJ en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 BJ
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several shots of 12 year old bourbon)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and teasing, slow, soft hand job by naked Elle Macpherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news - Michael Jackson assassinated by Rev Al Sharpton
7:30 Dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy grass fed rib steak, followed by ice cream served on a big pair of ****
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall - sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all of whom display eager lesbian kinkiness while you rest in between
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap BJ
11:45 In bed, alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
Men and women's different ideas?
LMAO...I really liked that one you definitely get a star because that's about how it is...for the guys anyway. I only wish that's how it was for me with the shopping, massages, etc.
Reply:hehehe funny :-)
Reply:Is this funny?
Sexism?
Reply:You know, I NEVER find blatant sexism funny...EVER.
Reply:Reading through the first part I thought this is getting a bit gushy but then I started reading the second one and just couldn't stop laughing it's ALL true..............Well worth a star.
Reply:ha ha ha that sounds about right...
Reply:Thats funny.
Reply:funny
Reply:loved it copied it .
Are the Old Messages of Rebellion and Change being Rebranded to Corrupt and Trivialize their Meanings?
I watch in continuing amazement as another protest song from the 1960's assails me in the form of piped Muzak in a shopping mall. "Where have all the flowers gone" at the florist.
One of the most popular bands in the 1990s in the Uk advocated "girl power"
here is some of what they sung:
"Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha. "
The defining album of "girl power" is wanting "zigazig ha"
Is this an illustration of how consumerism conspires to quell opposition. Take the leading edge method, remove most of the meaning from it, and market it as "edgy and rebellious"?
When it means next to nothing?
Are the Old Messages of Rebellion and Change being Rebranded to Corrupt and Trivialize their Meanings?
Are the Old Messages of Rebellion and Change being Rebranded to Corrupt and Trivialize their Meanings?
I hate to trot out a cliche, but it was different in the 60s, and NOT in a bad way. Basically speaking, the 60s was the decade with the most "be different" mentality, as opposed to the 00s "be the same". "Zigazig ha" can mean anything you want it to, but a 12-year-old can still buy the CD. Do you know how long it took me, and I'm laughing at myself here, to figure out that "Little Red Corvette" had nothing to do with a car?
Consumerism, almost by definition, DOES quell opposition. Everyone has to have the same thing, everyone has to be cool, but there has to be just enough "difference" among all the "samenesses" for people to think they are being individuals. So, add a guitar or 3, take away a violin or 2, and you can write the same song for any number of musical genres (just to follow your musical analogy).
AND Consumerism as seen above is doing its best to also quell any new messages of rebellion and change. When people think Fallout Boy and Slipknot are "rebellion" we've got a long way to go. Rebellion is best led, sorry all, by the intelligent rather than something that is allowed (and I do mean allowed) to go mainstream. Lennon was no dummy.
Reply:What about Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" (?)
I at least understand what that means. (Then, she also wrote, True Colors.) I don't get zigazig ha!
I don't think these are the same messages.
I loved John Lennon's "Imagine." I haven't heard anything like that, recently.
Perhaps, we have all become trivial and don't care about anything beyond our own zig or frig. Appears so.
C. :)!!
Reply:hahaha...my son was so enamored with the spice girls when he was six or so that one of my pet names for him was stinky spice. thank you for tapping into that most pleasant memory, we laughed for days.
ahem, allow me to gather my composure. i don't think that we can seriously compare the spice girls with the likes of john lennon, joan baez, or bob dylon. consider if you will the demographics. those who appreciated the lyrics of rebellious artists were more likely to be of legal voting age. further, their music wasn't really mainstream. people buying into that genre were generally on the fringe and welcomed representation of their already formed views. if these icons of past generations have modern peers i am not aware of them. if you are please share.
Reply:Your question incorrectly assumes that the inexplicably capitalized "Old Messages of Rebellion and Change" weren't trivial to begin with.
One of the most popular bands in the 1990s in the Uk advocated "girl power"
here is some of what they sung:
"Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha. "
The defining album of "girl power" is wanting "zigazig ha"
Is this an illustration of how consumerism conspires to quell opposition. Take the leading edge method, remove most of the meaning from it, and market it as "edgy and rebellious"?
When it means next to nothing?
Are the Old Messages of Rebellion and Change being Rebranded to Corrupt and Trivialize their Meanings?
Are the Old Messages of Rebellion and Change being Rebranded to Corrupt and Trivialize their Meanings?
I hate to trot out a cliche, but it was different in the 60s, and NOT in a bad way. Basically speaking, the 60s was the decade with the most "be different" mentality, as opposed to the 00s "be the same". "Zigazig ha" can mean anything you want it to, but a 12-year-old can still buy the CD. Do you know how long it took me, and I'm laughing at myself here, to figure out that "Little Red Corvette" had nothing to do with a car?
Consumerism, almost by definition, DOES quell opposition. Everyone has to have the same thing, everyone has to be cool, but there has to be just enough "difference" among all the "samenesses" for people to think they are being individuals. So, add a guitar or 3, take away a violin or 2, and you can write the same song for any number of musical genres (just to follow your musical analogy).
AND Consumerism as seen above is doing its best to also quell any new messages of rebellion and change. When people think Fallout Boy and Slipknot are "rebellion" we've got a long way to go. Rebellion is best led, sorry all, by the intelligent rather than something that is allowed (and I do mean allowed) to go mainstream. Lennon was no dummy.
Reply:What about Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" (?)
I at least understand what that means. (Then, she also wrote, True Colors.) I don't get zigazig ha!
I don't think these are the same messages.
I loved John Lennon's "Imagine." I haven't heard anything like that, recently.
Perhaps, we have all become trivial and don't care about anything beyond our own zig or frig. Appears so.
C. :)!!
Reply:hahaha...my son was so enamored with the spice girls when he was six or so that one of my pet names for him was stinky spice. thank you for tapping into that most pleasant memory, we laughed for days.
ahem, allow me to gather my composure. i don't think that we can seriously compare the spice girls with the likes of john lennon, joan baez, or bob dylon. consider if you will the demographics. those who appreciated the lyrics of rebellious artists were more likely to be of legal voting age. further, their music wasn't really mainstream. people buying into that genre were generally on the fringe and welcomed representation of their already formed views. if these icons of past generations have modern peers i am not aware of them. if you are please share.
Reply:Your question incorrectly assumes that the inexplicably capitalized "Old Messages of Rebellion and Change" weren't trivial to begin with.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
