Here is kidds joke for u and i hope u enjoy...happy new year?

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" SURPRISE!

Here is kidds joke for u and i hope u enjoy...happy new year?
LOL.


Yep. That's about right! LOL.





The best of this New Year to You and Yours.
Reply:The puppy's name was "Maruti"...





The teacher soon learnt that Maruti Su Zu Ki!
Reply:SURPRISE!....No, I had read this one ..... not a bad one...lol
Reply:Very good.....
Reply:That was funny
Reply:Lolz! good1! thumbs up !
Reply:Ha love it! Very cute!
Reply:eesh very naughty but funny
Reply:ha ha ha ha... okay...
Reply:that was nasty, but entertaining
Reply:it was really WILD.......anyways HAPPY NEW YEAR
Reply:EWW
Reply:it was funny
Reply:good
Reply:Loved it!


Good one!!


Wish you a happy new year!!!
Reply:haha..but i've heard this before...keep on moving n eppy nuyearzz..
Reply:eww ~ HA!
Reply:eeww!!but i had heart it before but it still makes me laugh and make me feel eeww....
Reply:ha ha ha really funny
Reply:It is soooooooo annoying.........
Reply:OMG that's the greatest!!!
Reply:xD


FUNNY
Reply:GROSS good one 10/10