Monday, November 16, 2009

Funny or not?

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Funny or not?
lmao of course. wicked...
Reply:well.....it gross but it made me giggle
Reply:A little dis"taste"ful, but very funny.
Reply:hahaha, thats really funny.
Reply:awww sweet
Reply:ha!ha! that was funny! but kinda sick.
Reply:magic :)
Reply:hehe
Reply:i was expecting another answer; gross but funny
Reply:when i read your post i am always laughing
Reply:LOL FUNNY yes, and so cute!
Reply:Great
Reply:yes lots better than the gas mask kid
Reply:lmao ew!!! that is so hilarious!!!!!!!! haha i sure didnt see that coming!!!!!!!! haha
Reply:lovely!!!...lol
Reply:now that was funny
Reply:yes its funny
Reply:Lol ...
Reply:Ha ha ha!!! I didn't even see it coming!





Good one - needed a laugh tonight :-)
Reply:oh well that sucks for the teacher.


funny.. thnks :)
Reply:lol liked it
Reply:hahaha........ nice going there....... thanks for create this joke....... didn't see that coming at all.........
Reply:Made me laugh. Nice one.
Reply:funny
Reply:wht a abusivly funny joke





way ta go!





200/10.
Reply:That's pretty funny =)
Reply:Sick but funny! 10/10!
Reply:made me laugh
Reply:Tasty!
Reply:ewwwwwwwwww! love it!
Reply:yuk yuk yuk yuk! Great joke, though! I am a total fan of your jokes!!!


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