Birthday Party?

Mrs. B, a school teacher, was turning 31. Her students all decided to throw her a party.





"What a great party!" she says.





Then it was time to give her her presents.





Mary, the daughter of the local candy shop owner, gives her a box.





"You'll never guess what it is!" she said.





"Hmm," says Mrs. B "Candy?"





"Yes! How did you guess?" she said.





Ricky, the florist's son, gave her a box.





"You'll never guess what it is!" he said.





"Hmm," says Mrs. B "Flowers?"





"Yes! How did you guess?" he said.





It went on like this for a while.





Timmy, the son of the owner of the liquor shop, gave her a box. It had a yellow liquid dripping off a corner.





"You'll never guess what it is!" he said.





Mrs. B tasted a tiny drop of liquid.





"Hmm," says Mrs. B "Beer?"





"No," he said.





Once again, Mrs. B tasted a tiny drop of liquid.





"Wine?" she asked.





"Noo," he said.





Mrs. B tasted another tiny drop of liquid.





"Champagne?" she asked.





"Nooo! It's a puppy!" he said.

Birthday Party?
Somebody just posted this...


ah, you reposted it. Yeah,


its a lot funnier now


that it has a punchline!


Good One!
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boy...feel bad for the teacher