Monday, November 16, 2009

Its a oldie but bet the kids will love it funny or not?

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.





The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "





That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"





"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.





The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.





The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."





"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.





"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.





The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.





"Is it wine?" she asked.





"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.





The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.





"Is it champagne?" she asked.





"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.





The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"





With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Its a oldie but bet the kids will love it funny or not?
hahahahahahahaahhahahahohohohohohhoho





noooooo!!!!!!





that pooooooorrrr teacher......hahahahah


no sympathy....some teachers deserve more than that.
Reply:Good one, disgusting enough for my youngest son to enjoy telling. LOL :-)
Reply:Very funny





thanks for the laugh
Reply:very funny not heard that one :)
Reply:wow...i wanna have a puppy
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:haaahahaha Didn't see it coming!!
Reply:that was funny
Reply::) haha, gud 1 !
Reply:lmao! love it.
Reply:Haha excellent
Reply:lol funny
Reply:not bad.oxo
Reply:Funny
Reply:HAHA! FUNNY! STAR! *
Reply:why are the ones that make you go yuck the best.


hahahahahahaha
Reply:ewwwww that disgusting


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