Difference between left and right?

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week"





The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.





Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."





The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.





Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."





Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.





And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right.

Difference between left and right?
Hey "Friend", I don't get the difference...
Reply:Classic, very classic
Reply:I LOVE THIS ONE!!! Great joke and a very truthful one for that matter. LOL HAHAHAHA!!!
Reply:Of course a Democrat would go for a free hair cut... They're not rich like Republicans...
Reply:good one lol
Reply:total opposites! LOL!! good one!
Reply:Ha.
Reply:180 degrees
Reply:That's a good one.. Haha!
Reply:not funny