Monday, November 16, 2009

Rate this joke from 1 to 10 (sorry if you've heard it before)?

My great-grandmother ran a flower shop for 60 years. She was doing a booming business, when some monks moved in next door and started their own flower shop.





Since people prefered doing business with religious folk, my great-grandmother was in danger of losing her shop.





So she hinted that maybe they to move their shop across town. No dice. Then she tried screaming and swearing. They threw her out. Then she tried threats. They laughed at her.





Then she hired Hugh, the meanest biker in town who had been arrested 20 times for starting bar fights. Hugh went into the monk's place, smashed it up, and beat the crap out of them monks. They left town for good the next day.





So just remember, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Rate this joke from 1 to 10 (sorry if you've heard it before)?
8. I liked it. I've never heard it before, but long story jokes are my favorite, and this was pretty funny.
Reply:hehe ummmm 7? that goes a long way for a bad pun : )
Reply:-15 that joke stunk
Reply:this joke is a 10.
Reply:5
Reply:3
Reply:Hello, be fair out here! ur least rate limit says 1, which is too much for this aaaaaaaawwwwwwweeesummmmm bore....
Reply:Funny = ) 7.957
Reply:7
Reply:2.5





I was wondering why Hugh wasn't called snake untill the punchline
Reply:It's not even funny! Definitely 10 ..... negative 10.
Reply:4
Reply:10,,,,,,,,,cute enuf to even tell a kid !...Thanx
Reply:i give it


7 1/2 stars.


i really didn't get it.


can you tell me what it means?????
Reply:The typing gets a 10. The joke rates a five.....it felt good but no HA HA HA
Reply:?
Reply:that was a long joke but would have to give it a 7 and a half.
Reply:I would rate it pretty good for that. i give it a -50. so it sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:012
Reply:3 i've heard that one way too many times.


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