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It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her k. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement.The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement.The teacher took

Joke!!!!!!!!!!!1?
My God!!! Damn funny joke.....


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ahahahahaha ew ahahahahahah gross ahahaha
Reply:AWWWW


a puppy!





lol


hahahah


that was reall niiiceeeee





thanks for the laugh!
Reply:oh ew. cute joke.
Reply:yay I want a puppy =)


this shows how students CAN be smarter than teachers


but the teacher could dob in the student to the animal rights people for wrapping the puppy up and putting it in a box =(








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Reply:lol, star for you
Reply:really...a cute 1


teachers are clever


sudents are cleverer...
Reply:LOL! Cute! A star for you.
Reply:That is FUNNY!


The ONLY joke in YA that made me laugh!


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Reply:ha ha ha! that's funny.
Reply:eww.


funny though.
Reply:great star for you
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Pretty funny!





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