Monday, November 16, 2009

Overconfidence of a teacher..................?

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.





The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,





"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.





The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."








"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.





The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.





"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.





"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"











With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Overconfidence of a teacher..................?
oh my god you should have seen my face!!!! was so not expecting that!!!!! lol wow funny 100/10 star for you
Reply:Very, very funny.
Reply:hahaha that was funny
Reply:Thats nothing. When I was in 3rd grade I gave the teacher plutonium.
Reply:eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwweeeeeeee cute but oh so nasty
Reply:Muskaan - this is a very funny little joke - made me laugh out loud - thanks and a star for you! CJ
Reply:Ewww, That was disgusting. lol!





Oh, Gosh. I almost threw up.





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Reply:I have always loved that joke.
Reply:lmao....That's one of my favs, thanks for posting it. star4u
Reply:Gross! hahaha. That's what she gets. LOL
Reply:i dont know sorry and i have not read this is too much big
Reply:Me too, it's always great to hear.

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