Monday, May 11, 2009

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked?

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked


about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you.


I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left


the shop.


When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a


'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.





Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his


bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm


doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the


shop.





The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank


You card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.





Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when


he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replies, "I cannot accept


money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The professor is


very happy and leaves the shop.





The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'


card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your


Business" and "Becoming More Successful."





Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his


bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm


doing community service this week." The Congressman is very happy and


leaves the shop.





The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen


Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.





And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between


the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked?
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thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:Hahaha so true
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