Friday, November 18, 2011

Good Blonde Joke?

A blonde and a redhead are walking down the street when the redhead sees her boyfriend in the distance going into a florist shop. She says to the blonde, "I love getting flowers, but there's always an expectation that goes with it, I'll probably spend all weekend with my legs in the air."


The blonde looks at her sideways for a moment and finally says, "why, don't you have a vase?

Good Blonde Joke?
Ha Ha... I'll tell that one to my blonde headed boss...
Reply:Funny! You get a star.
Reply:i have already heard that 1...lol
Reply:good one!





A blonde goes into work and her male coworker says,"I don't feel like working today. I am going to pretend I am crazy to go home." He climbs up onto the rafters and hangs down by his knees. Their supervisor comes in and says, "What are you doing up there?" The man says, "I am a light bulb!" The supervisor says, "Get down and go home, you nut!" After the man climbs down and leaves, the blonde goes to her desk, gets her coat and starts to leave. The supervisor says, "Where do you think you are going?" The blonde says, "You don't expect me to work in the dark, do you?"
Reply:yeah that's okay
Reply:omg haha
Reply:Hahaha, I choked on my ice I was laughing so much :D
Reply:good one never heard it before
Reply:nahh
Reply:good one mate...classic
Reply:Not bad.
Reply:it was ok
Reply:gross, . . . yet funny.
Reply:pretty good.


a blonde driving alone in a car is stopped at a red light. she looks out the side and sees another blonde sitting on the sidewalk paddling an imaginary canoe. the one in the car says, "hey you moron, its people like you that give us a bad name, if i could swim i'd go over there and kick your a**".
Reply:LOL. The blonde is naive.
Reply:lmao. That wuz funny :)
Reply:Not really. I didn't like the joke.
Reply:good one
Reply:haha, that stupid blonde. very funny.
Reply:dirty and stupid but good. i like it i was brilliant


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