This woman and her husband have this really bad fight. He goes off to work the next day without talking to her, but she doesn't care.
She's busy doing her thing around the house. All of the sudden, around 1:00 in the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes to the door and opens it and there is a young delivery guy from the local florist shop with an enormous, beautiful bouquet of long-stemmed red roses...the expensive ones...from her husband.
She says to the delivery guy with disgust, "Oh CRAP!"
The delivery guy says, "What's a matter lady? You don't like roses?"
She replies, "Yeah, I like roses, but do you know what this means?"
He says, "No, Lady, what does this mean?"
She answers, "It means for the next two weeks I'll be laying on my back with my legs in the air."
He replies, "Geez, Lady, don't you have a vase?"
Do you Love Flowers? Especially Roses? You'll enjoy this!?
That is awesome! I love roses, but even I wouldn't keep them there just to save them....they have thorns!!!!
Reply:love it :) :) :)
Reply:Good joke!!
"Tara", you can't be serious, can you????
Reply:ok... thats weird
Friday, November 18, 2011
Another Blonde joke?
A Brunette and a Blonde are walking through the mall. The Brunette says "My God I hope my boyfriend is not in that florist shop buying me flowers." "Why not?" asks the Blonde. "Because every time he buys me flowers, I spend the next week with my legs in the air", says the Brunette. "Why is that", asks the Blonde, don't you have any vases?"
Another Blonde joke?
HA HA DONT YOU HAVE ANY VASES HAAAAA 10/10
Reply:HAHAHAHA i get it
Reply:LOL
Reply:2 pnts
Reply:sooo funny
Reply:good one (lol)!
Reply:It's really not that funny. But thank you for the 2 points.
Reply:Ha ha
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny!
Reply:ok i get lol this one actually made me laugh
Reply:just okay...
Reply:Now that was funny.
Reply:lol
Another Blonde joke?
HA HA DONT YOU HAVE ANY VASES HAAAAA 10/10
Reply:HAHAHAHA i get it
Reply:LOL
Reply:2 pnts
Reply:sooo funny
Reply:good one (lol)!
Reply:It's really not that funny. But thank you for the 2 points.
Reply:Ha ha
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny!
Reply:ok i get lol this one actually made me laugh
Reply:just okay...
Reply:Now that was funny.
Reply:lol
Do you think she is hot & sexy? Get ready to Laugh!?
This woman and her husband have this really bad fight. He goes off to work the next day without talking to her, but she doesn't care.
She's busy doing her thing around the house. All of the sudden, around 1:00 in the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes to the door and opens it and there is a young delivery guy from the local florist shop with an enormous, beautiful bouquet of long-stemmed red roses...the expensive ones...from her husband.
She says to the delivery guy with disgust, "Oh CRAP!"
The delivery guy says, "What's a matter lady? You don't like roses?"
She replies, "Yeah, I like roses, but do you know what this means?"
He says, "No, Lady, what does this mean?"
She answers, "It means for the next two weeks I'll be laying on my back with my legs in the air."
He replies, "Geez, Lady, don't you have a vase?"
Do you think she is hot %26amp; sexy? Get ready to Laugh!?
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Reply:ha ha ha
so funny
yeah, she hot %26amp; sexy
Reply:Great joke, but again it's a repeat of yours. :) Are you finally running out of jokes?? Just teasing.
Reply:LMAO!! That is a great joke!
Reply:Very funny..... I needed a good laugh...
Reply:Haaaa haaa
That was awesome
where did you get it from
Lovely
10/10
She's busy doing her thing around the house. All of the sudden, around 1:00 in the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes to the door and opens it and there is a young delivery guy from the local florist shop with an enormous, beautiful bouquet of long-stemmed red roses...the expensive ones...from her husband.
She says to the delivery guy with disgust, "Oh CRAP!"
The delivery guy says, "What's a matter lady? You don't like roses?"
She replies, "Yeah, I like roses, but do you know what this means?"
He says, "No, Lady, what does this mean?"
She answers, "It means for the next two weeks I'll be laying on my back with my legs in the air."
He replies, "Geez, Lady, don't you have a vase?"
Do you think she is hot %26amp; sexy? Get ready to Laugh!?
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Reply:ha ha ha
so funny
yeah, she hot %26amp; sexy
Reply:Great joke, but again it's a repeat of yours. :) Are you finally running out of jokes?? Just teasing.
Reply:LMAO!! That is a great joke!
Reply:Very funny..... I needed a good laugh...
Reply:Haaaa haaa
That was awesome
where did you get it from
Lovely
10/10
A 21st Century Marriage?
I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.
"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," he confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive!"
A 21st Century Marriage?
haha!! better make it 10 dozen, after all it was a hard drive!!☺
Reply:thats the best joke I 've ever heard . Where do you get them?
Reply:hahaha, 10/10, star, brilliant.
Reply:now THAT'S funny!! i love it!
Reply:hum spose flowers good aplology
Reply:That's gotta be the funniest joke ever.
Reply:that is really funny, i am giving you a star
Reply:You are definitely going to need roses, good luck.
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"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," he confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive!"
A 21st Century Marriage?
haha!! better make it 10 dozen, after all it was a hard drive!!☺
Reply:thats the best joke I 've ever heard . Where do you get them?
Reply:hahaha, 10/10, star, brilliant.
Reply:now THAT'S funny!! i love it!
Reply:hum spose flowers good aplology
Reply:That's gotta be the funniest joke ever.
Reply:that is really funny, i am giving you a star
Reply:You are definitely going to need roses, good luck.
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What is the flower process?
I need to know the steps taken from planting flowers in a flower farm, to shipping them off to a florist, flower prep, and setting them out to be bought in the shop.
What is the flower process?
Okay Angel, trot on down to the book store and cruise through the horticulture section. Maybe the library is a good idea too. Look up floriculture on the web. All the steps are there for you. Cheers
What is the flower process?
Okay Angel, trot on down to the book store and cruise through the horticulture section. Maybe the library is a good idea too. Look up floriculture on the web. All the steps are there for you. Cheers
Good Blonde Joke?
A blonde and a redhead are walking down the street when the redhead sees her boyfriend in the distance going into a florist shop. She says to the blonde, "I love getting flowers, but there's always an expectation that goes with it, I'll probably spend all weekend with my legs in the air."
The blonde looks at her sideways for a moment and finally says, "why, don't you have a vase?
Good Blonde Joke?
Ha Ha... I'll tell that one to my blonde headed boss...
Reply:Funny! You get a star.
Reply:i have already heard that 1...lol
Reply:good one!
A blonde goes into work and her male coworker says,"I don't feel like working today. I am going to pretend I am crazy to go home." He climbs up onto the rafters and hangs down by his knees. Their supervisor comes in and says, "What are you doing up there?" The man says, "I am a light bulb!" The supervisor says, "Get down and go home, you nut!" After the man climbs down and leaves, the blonde goes to her desk, gets her coat and starts to leave. The supervisor says, "Where do you think you are going?" The blonde says, "You don't expect me to work in the dark, do you?"
Reply:yeah that's okay
Reply:omg haha
Reply:Hahaha, I choked on my ice I was laughing so much :D
Reply:good one never heard it before
Reply:nahh
Reply:good one mate...classic
Reply:Not bad.
Reply:it was ok
Reply:gross, . . . yet funny.
Reply:pretty good.
a blonde driving alone in a car is stopped at a red light. she looks out the side and sees another blonde sitting on the sidewalk paddling an imaginary canoe. the one in the car says, "hey you moron, its people like you that give us a bad name, if i could swim i'd go over there and kick your a**".
Reply:LOL. The blonde is naive.
Reply:lmao. That wuz funny :)
Reply:Not really. I didn't like the joke.
Reply:good one
Reply:haha, that stupid blonde. very funny.
Reply:dirty and stupid but good. i like it i was brilliant
The blonde looks at her sideways for a moment and finally says, "why, don't you have a vase?
Good Blonde Joke?
Ha Ha... I'll tell that one to my blonde headed boss...
Reply:Funny! You get a star.
Reply:i have already heard that 1...lol
Reply:good one!
A blonde goes into work and her male coworker says,"I don't feel like working today. I am going to pretend I am crazy to go home." He climbs up onto the rafters and hangs down by his knees. Their supervisor comes in and says, "What are you doing up there?" The man says, "I am a light bulb!" The supervisor says, "Get down and go home, you nut!" After the man climbs down and leaves, the blonde goes to her desk, gets her coat and starts to leave. The supervisor says, "Where do you think you are going?" The blonde says, "You don't expect me to work in the dark, do you?"
Reply:yeah that's okay
Reply:omg haha
Reply:Hahaha, I choked on my ice I was laughing so much :D
Reply:good one never heard it before
Reply:nahh
Reply:good one mate...classic
Reply:Not bad.
Reply:it was ok
Reply:gross, . . . yet funny.
Reply:pretty good.
a blonde driving alone in a car is stopped at a red light. she looks out the side and sees another blonde sitting on the sidewalk paddling an imaginary canoe. the one in the car says, "hey you moron, its people like you that give us a bad name, if i could swim i'd go over there and kick your a**".
Reply:LOL. The blonde is naive.
Reply:lmao. That wuz funny :)
Reply:Not really. I didn't like the joke.
Reply:good one
Reply:haha, that stupid blonde. very funny.
Reply:dirty and stupid but good. i like it i was brilliant
Another blonde joke?
A blonde %26amp; brunette are walking down the road when a man comes out of a florist shop holding a bunch of flowers. "Oh No" says the brunette, "I hope my husband doesnt bring me another bunch of flowers tonight". The blonde turns ands asks "Why not?" "Because it means I will be flat on my back with my legs in the air again" replies the brunette. After a minute the blonde asks "Dont you have any vases?"
Another blonde joke?
lolz....good one...here's one for you
Here's a blonde joke for u
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.
The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind
man.
The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.
The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to a blonde lady.
The other two said, so what?
The third salesman added, along with the
Cuckoo clock, I also sold her one hundred pounds of bird seeds!!!!!
CHeeRioS
Reply:heard that one before but still a good one
Reply:lol
Reply:lol!!!!!!!!!!!! good 1
Reply:lol hahahahaha. that's a smashing joke. thank you.a star for you.
Reply:LMAO!!!
Reply:lol! XD star for you!
Reply:**** you!!! not all blondes are dumb! **** you
Reply:ahahahahahaha!! Nice,
thats something my clueless friends would say,
*stars*
Reply:8/10
Reply:good
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *STAR*
Another blonde joke?
lolz....good one...here's one for you
Here's a blonde joke for u
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.
The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind
man.
The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.
The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to a blonde lady.
The other two said, so what?
The third salesman added, along with the
Cuckoo clock, I also sold her one hundred pounds of bird seeds!!!!!
CHeeRioS
Reply:heard that one before but still a good one
Reply:lol
Reply:lol!!!!!!!!!!!! good 1
Reply:lol hahahahaha. that's a smashing joke. thank you.a star for you.
Reply:LMAO!!!
Reply:lol! XD star for you!
Reply:**** you!!! not all blondes are dumb! **** you
Reply:ahahahahahaha!! Nice,
thats something my clueless friends would say,
*stars*
Reply:8/10
Reply:good
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *STAR*
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